the Doritos/medieval peasant thing is played out but i fully believe the intensity of the cheddar flavour in this shit could kill a weak MODERN child
siggy!!!!
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transsexual raccoon from toronto 🔞 nsfw sometimes she
lol my lip is so swollen i look like one of those dogs who ate a bee
What if you, hypothetically, wanted to get a train run on yourself and some of the people on your hypothetical short list had some level of beef with other people on said shortlist do you have to micromanage the order
whenever ur watching forged in fire with hot women and the one guy goes "BLADESMITHS! Your next challenge is to forge an iconic weapon from history!" and right before he pulls the sheet back if you say "the sword!" the hot women will think you're funny
fucking james jortsman and the harry potter donut im running out of places to get a breakfast sandwich
I'm so glad I've met someone else who knew Sandas. These are such trying times, and the comfort of friends is all I have.
“there’s a movie about one time a year you can cheat as much as you want” yes i’ve heard of the calgary stampede tyvm
recently learned that saying "Boys! BOYS!" in the fashion i once did as a cis dude camp counselor gets trans women to listen to me like nothing else
do not let yourself use bandcamp on a Wednesday and if you do do not look up when the next bandcamp Friday is AFTERWARDS
I can't believe i forgot to book today off dude everything hurts and i can't even play screamo
imagine being in the middle of your highest revenue summer with your lowest ever staffing costs (because you realised you can run your most loyal people ragged) and still being fucking OBSESSED with the like 6 people a week who are maybe lying about their gender identity to get in cheaper
simultaneously very happy that i can trust (some of) my cis coworkers and fucking livid that even people on your side of the argument can't stop fucking talking over trans people
i'll be posting chapter 1 on wednesday btw. hope you like mechsplo, super robots, and quick, punchy prose ^_^
*goats on u*@goatgirlgothic.bsky.social · 3mo agobtw i've also been doing some fiction writing. i wanna post about it here when it's ready but i'm really inordinately anxious that people will judge me for it even though everyone i've shown it to says its good and that my intentions come through
actually knowing the kardashev scale is a cognitohazard because it ruins one of the funnier dracula flow lines
🏅 award for girls who bought a case of busch bullets on the way to work and did not shotgun any of them in the bathroom on shift