🔥 i'm just gonna light a Liiiiiitle firework tonight 😸. you know, something light 😎. ( planting an army of explosive, thunderous fireworks along the world's largest nuke. rubbing his servos together, smoke starting to floom from his fire-powered engine )
🔥 eff YEAAAAAAH, i L O V E VIOLEEEENCEEEEEE!!!! VIOLENCE IS MY DARK MISTRESS!!!! I FOLLOW HER IN HER DIVINE STEAD THROUGH EVERY DAMNED MISDEED vIOLENCE ! IS MY CREED VIOLENCE ! IS MY QUUEEEEEEN, oh YEAAAAaaAHH 🗣🎶‼️‼️‼️
🔥 HEY THERE, FLIPPERS! FLIPPIN FANTASTIC! MORE LIKE! HAAHAHAH !!!!
🔥 placing big traffic cones around the mini so no one mistakes her for a fungus
🔥 all i love is KILLING THINGS i need to KILL things i love KILLING THINGS i love to KILL i LIVE to. KILL. KILLING is my ESCAPE. killing is MY SANCTUARY. DEATH. To ALLL ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥 ? ... Europe?? nO!!! YOU IDIOT!!! THOSE AREN'T FOR YOUR DUMB STUPID ' HOUSE '. NOR ARE THEY FOR DUMB STUPID MEGATRON. THEY'RE FOR mE!!!!
🚫⚫️@fxngerguns.bsky.social · last yr.(GASPP!!!) FlowERS??? are those FLOWERS!! ( finger gun pointed up! ) EUROPE ☝🏾😸 !!‼️‼️ ( * eureka.. ) WE CAN USE THESE TO SPRUCE UP THE TERRIFYING BASE OF TERRIFYING KILLKILLEVILDEATH !!!!! IT'LL MAKE MEGATRON WANT TO COME BACK TO US EVEN FaSTER!! HE'LL MISS OUR NICE HOME!!! && .. THEENNN!! ⠀
🔥.. ....... ( shaking his helm and squeezing the metal bridge of his little nose. sneezing from accidentally venting in what was left of his burnt flowers for- ... himself . ) grown aft mech ...
🚫⚫️@fxngerguns.bsky.social · last yr.FOR MEGATRON, ANYTHING is POSSIBLE!!! i can do ANYTHING!!!! FOR LORD MEGATRON!! i WILL do anything for LORD MEGATRON!!!!! ( squeee ) XvO !!!! MEGATRON IS LOOOVE!!! MEGATRON IS LIIIIFEEE CX 💚💚💚 !!!!! ⠀
🔥 since when could you count that hi- wait. no. scratch that . since when could you cOUNT ??????!????
🚫⚫️@fxngerguns.bsky.social · last yr.31,556,952 seconds of waiting for the esteemed leader, lord megatron's, GLORIOUS return XuO !!! ⠀
🔥! hot shot has been marching around the areial academy with balled servos, clutching the blackened crust of what used to be flowers for his famous counterpart he's been stuck in this maze for ages, it seemed. he couldn't find the assassin, the bot he dreams to assassinate, OR the exit. this SUCKS
🔥 HEY!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!! DON'T YOU IGNORE ME!! ( dashing after this mystery assassin, scorching the floor in his tracks as his servo scrapes when he slides then slings across the corner, popping right back up to- .. the same hallway? .. tsking a tiny flame like spitting sunflower seeds. )
🔥!? ( .. little nose twitching. ... flicking down his aiming goggles. another heat signature, and- it appeared to be .. shuffling? it wasn't in the air.. so it couldn't be one of those sun soaking snobs.. the servo trails from the wall to his hip holster, hovering. an assassin ..?? )
🔥 ' HERE, TAKE THESE STUPID FLOWERS I DON'T WANT! THEY SAY YOU'RE STUPID, BY THE WAY!' ... no- too brash.. .. ( twirling around and brandishing the flowers ) ' twin..' .. HELL no.. too LAME-?? ( grumbling and groaning, letting out a mini frustration squeak as practiced poses returned to pacing )
🔥.. .. he's been pacing in the halls of the aerial academy, ducking and cursing out those trying to buzz past him. the racecar managed to smidge his entrance by the sheer surprise of a mini-con attaching to his trunk and helicoptering him up like a poor mech's tails. clutching some blue flowers
🔥 staring at a bunny. "...WHAT . WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. " immediately hopping away when it hops toward him. " CAN I HELP YOU?? STAY BACK, BEAST!! WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? STATE THEM THUSLY ." it twitches its little nose. he twitches his. ". . QUESTION ." ?!???
🔥 demolisher . . ....... you . are so ...
🚫⚫️@fxngerguns.bsky.social · 2y agostunning logic, sir!! it's just like the dumb idea of wearing seatbelts to 'protect' you in carcrashes, like i don't get it! wouldn't you wanna be AWAY from the crash ??? if you don't wear a seatbelt, you fly to safety ! right ! ( X_< ) ???? ⠀
stunning logic, sir!! it's just like the dumb idea of wearing seatbelts to 'protect' you in carcrashes, like i don't get it! wouldn't you wanna be AWAY from the crash ??? if you don't wear a seatbelt, you fly to safety ! right ! ( X_< ) ???? ⠀
hot 𝙨hot .ᐟ@hottoshotto.bsky.social · 2y ago🔥 ' wahhhh, too noisy, too noisy, WAHHHH' WAHHHHHHG!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!! you guys are all fucking WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!! shrivel and SCRAP ! how'd ANY of you survive a WAR ????????? JUST STOP DYING .
🔥 ' wahhhh, too noisy, too noisy, WAHHHH' WAHHHHHHG!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!! you guys are all fucking WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!! shrivel and SCRAP ! how'd ANY of you survive a WAR ????????? JUST STOP DYING .
🔥 Hmmm- gruff.. . . maybe he's got a different- a different uhh-! ( snapping fire fingers with a quick little creation of light ) love language, y'know! you don't gotta worry about speaking the wrong one, because you already started off right, right !! i mean, you already tore out somebot's spark
𝘍𝘓𝘐𝘗𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘚.ᐟ ۵@cassetteswap.bsky.social · 2y ago{ her dejected demeanor immediately fades with his change of tone, visor brightening back up! } oh, umm… i don’t know if he’s into that kind of stuff… he’s a little gruff. hehe… should i get him some flowers, or would that be too girly? i don’t know. maybe a card. ( 😣 )
🔥 ( hmmm, digit plucking at braces ) from the way you're moping on, i can't definitely see why some would think that! but i ain't some!! as i SAID ! everything and anything can kill you one day, so you gotta kill IT first! i take the protection of others VERY serious! ANYTHING is a possible threat
sᴛᴀʀ ⋆ ఇ@coquettewings.bsky.social · 2y ago[ honestly- just letting him go at it . wings giving a sad flutter. s i g h .] so um— can I ask something else ? before I guess I die?? per um-? your advice ???? which uh thanks? anyway- um— do you actually think? I’m a joke ?
🔥 ( bug optics enlarged, scowling at first from this pretty pathetic sight. and for what reason?? maybe all starscreams were just always cursed to be pitiful . as much as he hates his other self- at least he's RICH in another spark time! beaming, glad to be considered for consult ) oh? that's EASY!
sᴛᴀʀ ⋆ ఇ@coquettewings.bsky.social · 2y ago[ shuffling over for “advice”— literally looks like… he’s going to c r y . ] I- want advice . . . on how to?…. deal with…. rejection-?…
🔥 my foolish enemies on the battlefield think they can hurt ME ??.. mE !?!? the indomitable ME ?? HA! i am IMPENETRABLE !! besides, the very next day i lost the starsaber, my comfort mechaopener, i had to hear my kids say ' why did hot shot lose the starsaber. is he Stupid ' in real time .
🔥 so YEAH, if any of you SORRY SAPS wanna come crawling to ME for some LOVE ADVICE, then i'm all GAME ! phd is BEING ALWAYS RIGHT ! EVER ! ALWAYS ! .... don't ask how many divorces i've got under my belt .
