I'm happy to announce that my daughter has been accepted early admission to Modern Pastry University.
Sweaty in Maryland 🦀 💦
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Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.
A truly terrible day to have eyes and follow Ben Collins.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
I will not entertain your cannoli takes.
Sweaty in Maryland 🦀 💦@howie.schoolbread.com · yesterdayNo, YOU took a Lyft to go get cannoli.
I'm almost certain I'm going to have a book or miniseries worth of content in me after this college search is complete.
Attending a conference in a couple weeks and two different vendors have tried to entice me to come to their booth by offering a free AI sketch-style portrait based on my photo.
Woman Lights a Match: Burn It Down
Alt: Woman Lights a Match: Burn It Down
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Taking your oldest on a college tour is simultaneously exciting and a giant kick in the balls.
My dog's superpower is setting off a neighborhood dog barking chain reaction at 7:30 am on a Sunday.
Looking forward to trying to put this on our pitbull.
It's August. Back to school is around the corner. Check out #clearthelist and help a teacher give their students the world this year.
Worth the read just for the Disney Food Hall of Shame reference. Well done, Derek.
Derek Burgan@derekburgan.bsky.social · 4d agoNEW: This week's SATURDAY SIX looks back at thirteen years with TouringPlans. We go over EVERYTHING. How the SAT SIX started, our favorite articles over the years, celebrating the great photographers and artists of the community and MORE! touringplans.com/blog/the-sat...
A more immersive Medieval Times called I Wanna Lance with Somebody
TomTom@tomtomchi.bsky.social · 5d agoA gluten free bakery called I Can’t Stand the Grain
This was not the week that launched 1,000 ships.
I'm a simple man. Perhaps I'm too dense to understand. But why is the absence of people squirreling away money viewed as an indicator of a good economy? >50% of people in this country live paycheck to paycheck. They spend money because they have no alternative. Explain to me like I'm five.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoCNN: 65% of Americans say Trump's policies have worsened economic conditions, that's 10% more than in the finals months of the Biden administration. What do you say to that person who's part of that 65%? KEVIN HASSETT: I just don't believe a poll like that
I don't even have to read the article. Guy Fieri is involved with the RFK cooking show. Zero doubt.
AI is taking our ghost jobs.
Texas launches investigation of LinkedIn over claims of 'ghost jobs'
The Texas Attorney General's office is investigating LinkedIn over claims the platform misleads users and profits from fake or inactive "ghost jobs."
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Sweaty in Maryland 🦀 💦@howie.schoolbread.com · 6d agoBeing able to report AI slop on LinkedIn is like going to a restaurant and reporting food.
Being able to report AI slop on LinkedIn is like going to a restaurant and reporting food.
10 lords a-leaping 9 ladies dancing ...
darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 7d ago12th inning, 11 pitchers so far
Still think Danny DeVito should have been Odysseus.