Watching the #muskdocumentary and my SO asks “why did they call it DOGE?” *deep breath* you’re gonna have to pause it.

Will I pay $15 to watch a documentary? Hell no. Will I pay $15 to be 100% sure my husband knows exactly how much of a piece of shit Elon musk is? Yes, apparently. #alexgibney #muskdocumentary #fuckelon

Wow, Pizza hut has the worst stuff to listen to while on hold. Loud as hell and very annoying.

Ay yo gurl, wanna get drunk and do Macrame? Hell yeah you do. #macrame #whiskey

Now I reeeeally want to make a beer book with finger puppets. Watch the full video on our youtube! www.youtube.com/@howtobe.21

- Implement Project 2025 - Discuss Arnold Palmer's Genitalia - Bulldoze East Wing of WH - Open Wildlife Habitat to Drilling/Mining/Logging - Cut 760,000 from ObamaCare - Ban CNN, MS NOW & Politico - Cancel Iran Nuclear Deal - Cringeworthy Speech to Boy Scouts - Mass Deportations #IgnoreEPSTEIN

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

Ooop, then it’s done! This was fun for me lol live tweeting is saving my marriage, cause my husband doesn’t have to listen to my asinine comments #streetfighter

“Lieutenant, make a note, cancer screening in apps. 10 years” #streetfighter

“Wow, you wear fake claws?” -Wolverine, probably #streetfighter

Yo dawg, that’s not how electromagnets work #streetfighter

Look, if the hover technology didn’t make him 20 mil, the suit that administers cpr and adrenaline totally would! #streetfighter

This would be better if the bad guy ripped off his uniform to reveal a matching red tank top #streetfighter

You need a lot more than henchmen to make an evil compound. You need evil engineers and evil construction crews. You need to purchase an evil cnc machine for all your custom evil decor. #streetfighter

100% muscle mass increase? That might actually be an accurate portrayal but dang is it disappointing #streetfighter

Did this “badass kung fu warrior” just complain about 4 years of ROTC??? #streetfighter

Hey girl, I too would say “kick” a lot if I could kick people like that #streetfighter

Bro had hover technology the whole time?? You could have just sold that for 20 billion and taken over governments the way all the other rich guys do #streetfighter

Stealth mode definitely just killed some fish in that river #streetfighter

There’s a cassette video player in the tactical assault boat?! Why??? #streetfighter

Sure, he’s a bad guy… but he’s demonstrably a great listener. Women love that #streetfighter

Crazy that the bad guy had a dress just in her size and also her foundation #streetfighter

“Call the bad guy and then fire yourself!” Yeah dude, when has that ever worked #streetfighter

Man, nobody has to synchronize watches before attacks anymore… #streetfighter

“I’m working on my… uhh.. innuendos…” #streetfighter

Yo dawg, I don’t think the guy with the Pipa made it out of that explosion. The musician did not deserve this. #streetfighter

He fell for the trap #streetfighter

Pretty girl is a TRAP bro #streetfighter

All the best ninjas carry large, beeping trackers when infiltrating bases #streetfighter

I think more of our military briefing should be interrupted by kung fu attacks. It’s kind of a win win… #streetfighter