detail (bark) #transmascartist #nsfw #petplay #muzzle #leash

cis dykes who have dated a noticeable amount of transmascs and exactly 0 transfemmes are you aware your soul will not reach heaven

skylar life updates: -laid off from my nightmare job immediately after our CFO quit no notice. hee hee -been with my girl 8 months now -tabling at art fairs and showing! working on my passions while i have the time. -no one wants to hire obvious transsexuals rn but we ball

when woke 2 hits all dodge challenger drivers will be arrested and brought before the tribunal

death to all dodge challenger drivers

men are always convinced that if they simply bother you enough you're going to leave your girlfriend for them

bluesky is so crazy i just saw one of the bitches from the legendarily bad purplekecleon incident & floraverse being reposted as a voice of reason. the pedophile-zoophile wombo combos get to preach to us on this website?

killing it in the genderfluid butch game because many gorgeous dykes love dating a fussy gay guy

beautiful women love when you’re #persnickety

millennial boss at your social media job: We have created brand-specific Instagram stickers! These are now the only stickers you may use in Instagram stories. There’s 3 of them. You must post 35 Instagram stories per day. gen x boss at your social media job: Why doesnt this have a QR code ?

this fucking cat man

when did transgay people get bold enough to try and get you to cheat on your girl. like. i’m used to you guys not being able to order your own food at restaurants. and i feel like many of you currently vying for my strap still can’t

i’ve been really butching it up for a minute and as a result cishet men have been leaving me alone much more but other gay people have been acting like wild animals about me

low intelejents

rip sandro botticelli you would have LOVED nonbinary people

flirting with women isn’t actually that hard you just tactfully mention that you’re bisexual a couple times and wait for them to ask to compare hand sizes

Gotta put the all timer here

hiii so i have about 2-3 more weeks before starting my new job and i have barely enough for rent on April 1st and absolutely nothing else. if anyone is able to help out, please do, and share around. thank you www.paypal.com/paypalme/pri... account.venmo.com/u/spencerkeo...

if you’re at a panel of any kind and you find yourself using the Q&A portion to make a comment and the comment isn’t directly related to a protest of bigotry or misinformation exhibited by a panel member please know i’m trying to explode you with my mind

If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre. Their phone number is 310-828-5582

i made it safely back into the country 😊 give me a couple days to get back to messages SORRY i had to take a burner for safety and i have so many

#catcrumb

beautiful birthday thanks to everyone who loves me.

kind of having a what if diddles killed herself day but I have to remember i am far too sexy to be defeated by any government

father called me and was like “don’t go to Toronto I’m worried they’re not going to let you back in at the border” and i was like oh. yeah. no. yeah that could happen huh

I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this

expressing radical vulnerability by sending my girl a selfie where one of my eyebrows looks weird

i would be really good at being a warlock patron. i’d be like okay first put on this really slutty armor & then walk into the scary woods. this is all paramount to maintain our contract

NEW: Five of the billionaires who attended Donald Trump's inauguration have lost a combined $210 billion in wealth since then, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index

Billionaires at Trump’s Swearing-In Have Since Lost $210 Billion

As Donald Trump took the oath of office on Jan. 20, he was flanked by some of the world’s wealthiest people. The billionaires present that day — including Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg — h...

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