They tried to Charlie Kirk me, but I am simply too powerful.
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t
@httpcraft.love
30s. Leftist. Tech and AK autist. Lockpicker. Pentester. Stray animal rescuer. Excellent cook. Harmonic oscillator. @HTTP_Lovecraft over there
While we're waiting on the MAK-90 wood, I bought this Ukrainian KPYK furniture for the SAM5. Multiple days of filing the aluminum pieces to get this to fit. Removed receiver rivets due to bad design. Ukraine has yet to invent manufacturing tolerances. Looks fuckin' sick though.
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t@httpcraft.love · 6mo agoI'm a patient man.
I made a $50 NY strip fresh from the butcher, sous vide and butter basted with garlic and thyme and served cubed with chives, short sweet potato fries sautéed in beef fat with sage and parmigiana, and a buttermilk biscuit halved with whipped cream. It's not for you. It's for Ted.
There are two kinds of people: those who say "What, no, ewww" and those who say "Hell yeah I do" when you ask if they wanna see something gross.
The grip and M-LOK bits were custom made. Needed the stock and upper handguard to match them. Sanded with 600 grit, added eggplant wood stain, sanded with 1000 grit, and then hit them with some 2K clear coat. Very tickled with how it came out.
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t@httpcraft.love · 8mo agoNext up in the AK furniture files, this Yugo upper handguard was stained shittily at the factory, and I needed it to match the stock. I burned it over a gas stove, sanded it, applied rosewood stain, and then finally tung oil. Now I have to make them both match some custom MLOK bits.
I made you butter-sauteed gnocchi in a creamy slightly spicy San Marzano tomato sauce with a lot of fresh spinach, balsamic onions, finished with parmigianno and a drizzle of honey, served with cheesy garlic bread. Enjoy.
Next up in the AK furniture files, this Yugo upper handguard was stained shittily at the factory, and I needed it to match the stock. I burned it over a gas stove, sanded it, applied rosewood stain, and then finally tung oil. Now I have to make them both match some custom MLOK bits.
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t@httpcraft.love · 8mo agoI... uh. Okay, man.
This pit bull was found in the snow, frostbitten paws, jaw askew, teeth broken from being kicked in. Scars on her neck and jaw. Tried to murder every dog she met, would pull the harness so hard she'd choke herself trying to dog fight. Now she has to sleep on her heated blanket with her kitten.
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t@httpcraft.love · 8mo agoPit bull Penny.
I made you some chicken fajita mac and cheese with poblano and adobo chipotle peppers. And some broccoli sauteed with lime juice and red pepper flakes, idk. Enjoy.
Suspending a pristine never-fired 30+ year-old Chinese AK-47 with a dog leash from a folding ladder and pouring silicone mold around it because my custom wood guy won't make a stock for me unless he has a template for its weirdly angled ass.
For Valentine's Day, I made you Cajun chicken alfredo, but it's a pizza. Enjoy.
I made you velveted honey sriracha chicken over some rice and soy sauce sautéed broccoli and asparagus. Enjoy.
Happy gently used Arsenal SAM5 which is halfway converted to an AR-M9 with KNS piston already installed day to all who celebrate. Bonus Zenitco RK-6 handstop.
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t@httpcraft.love · 9mo agoHappy 30+ year-old new-in-box, unfired, pristine Norinco MAK-90 day to all who celebrate. Milled, not stamped. Smells like cosmoline and Dengism.
I'm happy to report that, due to getting laid off last year, the racist pedophilic cannibalistic billionaires owe ME money this year.
I made you chicken parm and spaghetti all'assassina. Enjoy.
Happy 30+ year-old new-in-box, unfired, pristine Norinco MAK-90 day to all who celebrate. Milled, not stamped. Smells like cosmoline and Dengism.
Three X-rays and a barium test, $1,028.53, to be told she had a tummy ache and needed to fart real bad.
New cutting board. 2" thick, 20x15, white maple, end-grain. Custom-made. My girlfriend found it for $6 at an estate sale.
Little known fact about me: I'm very witty and likeable and handsome and good at cooking and handy and animals all inherently trust me.
Eliminate entire game mechanics. Follow for more gamer pro tips.
There are plenty of things you can cheap out on. Cat litter and thermal paste are not on that list.
Update to this: I spent six months unemployed. I got my dream job after three months of interviews. They even rejected me, I got another offer two weeks later, accepted it, and then dream job came back like "are you still available lol?" Lotta money, work from home, interesting work. 👍
H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t@httpcraft.love · 2y agoJust got laid off. If you know of anyone hiring an SEO, and in particular a technical SEO, lmk. Thanks.