"The dragon takes a dim view of that sort of field work." "Of course she does, she takes a dim view of everything because you keep her blind in that hood all the time."
Hueroc
@hueroc.bsky.social
Red dragon: writer, gamer, rawr-poster, bound-poster, engineer. 37/M Be advised I occasionally discuss/boost NSFW things!
Yes, letting the dragon give you affectionate cheek rubs is cute now, but before you know it she's going to be 30 hands tall and several thousand pounds and even a gentle cheek rub will knock you flat. Or push over trees, or walls, or...
Oh no it happened again. How does it happen every year? I've become Older...
Pinch hitting someone as unequivocally awful as Hinds for Cowser just because Hinds is right handed and has a pulse when Cowser has been seeing the ball well today is the kind of stuff that makes you think Albernaz is deliberately baiting Orioles fans to attack him in the street
always too hesitant texting out to artists. need to internalize the "you're not being a bother, you're being a customer" but also don't want to come across as someone who's going to be high maintenance/hard to draw for and then get turned down or something fear of rejected dragon...
if there could be just one thing in life going right that'd be really amazing
I look forward to those dragons getting sued by the wash attendants for sexual harassment or busted in a prostitution sting? don't ask me the context I'm not playing either way I suspect the reputation of legitimate dragon bathing facilities will suffer as a consequence of such absurd behavior
did some clever Australian hoodwink all the NFL commentators into thinking the R in Melbourne was silent as a prank
Have you ever seen anyone look so offended as a dragon who just had a scale nit preventative applied to the back of their neck
"In my client's defense, he had just finished his 7th conference call of the day and therefore could no longer be held legally responsible for his own actions."
lol it's so hot and humid that all the LA natives are complaining and to me it's just "mmmm feels like summer back east"
At this point every facet of the Orioles staff needs to be replaced. Not just most every hitter and pitcher playing so much worse than they have in the past, there's no excuse for the fielding and even the baserunning to be this tragically inept.
At what point can Shane Baz sue the rest of the Orioles roster, having the most losses in baseball (5-15!) with a sub-4 ERA is heinous
I look at stuff I wrote even just a couple of years ago and I have no idea how I did something that well. Duplicating any of it feels utterly beyond me. How did my brain get so badly mis-wired?
What do you mean jogging for a little while 3 times in a week did not instantly reverse years of neglecting my fitness
Male dragons.. It doesn't matter that their bridles stop them from arguing, their harnesses and tack stop them from fighting, it doesn't even matter that their chastity belts keep them pent up and off the dragonesses. They're so bratty and competitive that they never stop trying to outdo each other!
Considering the famously awful traffic in this city, you'd think that when people had the opportunity to go the speed limit on the highway, they would take it, rather than go 10 mph below it for no reason
If you see this post a smiling OC! If you see a big dragon smiling like this, backlit by flames, it may not be wise to stick around~ Great icon commission from a few years back by @/binxxy.bsky.social
Red-Izak 🔜 Futrołajki 2026; NFC 2027@redizak.bsky.social · last mo.If you see this post a smiling OC! I don't remember painting my OCs recently ^^;
give the dragon sugary treats nothing bad will happen if you feed the dragon a lot of sugar
The dragon had been watching you serenely for some time, but suddenly his pupils grew alarmingly large, and you had perhaps a single second to realize that you were doomed to a playful pouncing
Just dictating to your kobolds instead of getting an expensive giant custom dragon sized keyboard sounds great until you're telling a kobold what kinks to type into the FA search bar for you. Hope you don't mind the whole tribe knowing you want to see pictures of bound, gagged, locked dragons~