Which is the bigger lie, that hash browns can be done with only 2T oil or that they will be done in 15 minutes? Big Spud is lying to us every day!

In my next life, I want Trent Crimm’s hair.

The Last Word Equal parts of gin, chartreuse, lime juice and luxardo cherry liqueur. Shake with ice and serve in a chilled glass.

I use AI every day at work and at home. By AI I of course mean actual intelligence

New season of Ted Lasso. Episode 1: Beautiful. Perfect. Wistful tears. Who knows how the rest of the season goes, but what a fantastic start.

The sweetest dog in the world and the smartest dog in the world.

Most of Iran’s senior leadership was active during the hostage crisis and the stormy early years of the regime. They still fondly remember taking down an American president, with the final fuck you of releasing hostages at 12:01 Inauguration Day 1/

Sous vide, a touch of smoke, and sear turns $12 chuck into better than $32 ribeye

God bless America and fuck Donald Trump.

Do not pass GO Do not collect $200

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Not very long ago I was the kind of patriot who got teary eyed singing the anthem. Now if I had a realistic alternative, I’d leave this country. RIP constitutional democracy, 1788-2025.

At the corner of simplicity and perfection: Pan seared deer steak with mayo and black pepper.

Beautiful day at the ballpark, even if the giants lost. Like sex, baseball is better in the afternoon than at night.

If you ever wondered what third century Rome was like, wonder no more — you’re living in it.

Articles like this confirm my atheism, because if god was real he’d send you someplace good, like Bob Evans.

My initial thought (which I reserve the right to change) is that I'd rather Bondi have stayed. She is a lightning rod for the Epstein files, a good target to pressure for full release. Her replacement (almost surely Blanch as "acting") will be better able to ignore and perhaps ignite the files.

In addition to term limits and more justices, another badly needed SCOTUS reform is relegation. At end of every term the worst justice is mandatorily retired and best appellate judge gets promoted

God I wish there was video. Seeing Trump squirm as he gets smoked in court would be a helluva sight

Thomas up first, how often does that happen??

Mark, if you’re reading this, and if a total stranger’s opinion makes a diff to you, I am parent of a transgender child and I agree with and support your statements on this. We who can read know you what you meant.

Mark Joseph Stern@mjsdc.bsky.social · 5mo ago

FYI: I am going to stop summarizing Supreme Court decisions on here as they come down. One comment has been plucked out of context of all my reporting, misread, and used as the basis of a mean-spirited pile-on. I am not going to subject myself to this. If this was your goal, then congratulations.

NATO, 1949-2025 RIP The org will still pretend to exist for a while. There'll be meetings, they'll tap secretaries general, pay some occasional lip service. But NATO is now the Holy Roman Empire

I haven’t talked to my wife in years. I don’t want to interrupt her.

Beer with a buddy

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She said yes, the others were nines and tens.

Perhaps the worst branding idea ever.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the sweetest dog on earth

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the sweetest dog on earth