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Probably somehow royalty

Are extroverts truly 'friendly' or are they hacking you right now? Asking about your family, your hobbies, where you went to school, your favorite four digit numbers, your favorite punctuation mark not including spaces on a standard qwerty keyboard. It's all there!

Considering I pretty much only browse pretty, chubby girls, Bluesky sure thinks I must like wall to wall politics, and oddly enough, baseball. Who is uploading videos of baseball? Either the ball is hit, or it's missed. Either it gets caught, or it's a home run. 4 possibilities, 4bn clips!

Just remembering my dream from last night, and it turns out I don't know how to handle brats... on the other hand, at least now I know what *cutely opens the airlock* looks like. Surprisingly harmless!

Anyone who tells you exercise makes you feel better has stopped exercising to tell you this! It's not the exercising that feels good, it's the stopping exercising.

I just realized Hollywood's portrayal of gay characters is identical to teenaged boys with fake girlfriends. "Grr, if my wife Millicent was here she'd fix this right away! She's a heart surgeon." "Well call her!" "I can't, she's uh, scuba diving. For charity. Lets just leave her out of this."

Easter Bunnies would never be organized enough to deliver all those chocolate eggs without a queen in charge to order them about!

Egg kinks are less strange than normal egg based behavior. Breeding that's fun, start and finish! And that's without taking chocolate egg laying seasonal bunnies into account!

"Hmmph, I noticed you finished painting my face three days ago. What could possibly be taking you so long to conclude this portrait?" Taliette, probably, (2025).