I am significantly taller than 5'10" and I fully support this rule
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee@manateejay.bsky.social · 3h agoi don’t think people over 5’10” should be able to run for office. what’re you doing up there? scheming, i bet
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace
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trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it be-wifed to @gendercrook.bsky.social mom who stepped up to Momo and Noodle it is probably not my birthday today
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee@manateejay.bsky.social · 3h agothis is one more datapoint suggesting to me that being able to remember what life was like 4-5 years ago may actually not be the normal experience
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
oh my damn I missed something incredible while working an election yesterday
Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social · 2d ago
"Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus" is the new "Charlie Brown had hoes"
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
and that's another election in the books next stop, november
my hot wife brought me some hot goulash while I'm working this hot election
I'm going to make a 100 person group chat just to show all y'all that this is a GREAT idea, actually
Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
tfw u are working the pollbook at your precinct and a trans girl you went on two dates with like four years ago when she was like a week out of the closet comes in 1) she looks great! 2) oh good job on the legal name change 3) awkward
another day in the free and fair election mines. everyone keeps asking if they can fuck the free and fair elections. buddy, they won't even let me fuck them
I am awake. it is election day. let's go.
I think it's bullshit that Oregon gets to play both LA teams and UDUB while UDUB plays only USC and Oregon from the conference also the B1G draws for Oregon are much higher profile they get tOSU and Michigan and as long as I'm mad, opening weekend Apple Cup is unchurdishional and I hate it
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the only argument I will accept here is that superteam dynasties are traditionally only allowed in the american league and a national league superteam dynasty is disallowed on principle also get rid of the DH in the NL. or AL. I don't care which they're just supposed to be different
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace@hulcricket.bsky.social · 2d agoI'm not a dodgers fan but I think it's pretty funny that everyone is insisting that the dodgers becoming the late 90s yankees is somehow ruining the game of baseball
I'm not a dodgers fan but I think it's pretty funny that everyone is insisting that the dodgers becoming the late 90s yankees is somehow ruining the game of baseball
making Monday count (weight lunges with 1x Tilda lbs, 6 reps each side, 3 sets)
the beauty of ghost in the shell is that after however many extremely weird movies and extremely weird episodes of extremely weird shows, immediately after watching any amount of ghost in the shell you're still just kinda stunned and think "wow that was pretty weird"
if I were WNBA leadership I would simply read the fucking room, but I guess I'm just Built Different
I appreciate that there are risk and catan defenders in my mentions but no one coming to speak up for clif bars
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace@hulcricket.bsky.social · 2d agosettlers of catan is the clif bar of board games it's entire raisin entree is that it's better than risk/powerbar, but it's still actually bad and in the last 30 years have brought so many things that are Good, Actually that there's no reason for it to exist anymore
settlers of catan is the clif bar of board games it's entire raisin entree is that it's better than risk/powerbar, but it's still actually bad and in the last 30 years have brought so many things that are Good, Actually that there's no reason for it to exist anymore
all right I'll bite what the fuck is a skubal
what if we kissed over my homemade sourdough buttermilk biscuits
I can't believe we're doing pandemic school closure discourse again. closing schools was bad and we're still recovering from it! all the available alternatives were demonstrably worse! we often have to work with the least bad option we have! stop being 12!
see the thing is, yacht rock for moms good, actually
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace@hulcricket.bsky.social · 2y agoI am once again being attacked for my correct opinion that Fleetwood Mac is just yacht rock for moms
never has a pup been more spoiled
the beatles are both the best band of all time and also the beatles are overrated
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.