Andrew Curry
@hulkrunning.bsky.social
Born and raised in Houston. Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars fan. Perpetually disappointed Democrat. Founder of Curry Cuts, a small record label based in Portland, OR. currycuts.bandcamp.com
Two straight 3-0 counts that Ullola turned into strikeouts. That’s solid. #Astros
Baseball has a stat for everything , right? So is there a statistic somewhere that says how often a Yordan intentional walk has backfired? In other words, how often has Yordan scored after having been intentionally walked? #Astros
When you challenge obvious strikes in the top of the first, you have to sit there as obvious strikes are called balls in the bottom of the first. #Astros
Does Bryan King have proof that Jim Crane is in the Epstein files?
The off chance of playing two humiliating playoff games before getting swept is not nearly intriguing enough for me to invest much more time or energy into the #Astros this season. Trade Peña and Hunter, stock up the farm, try for 2028 or 2029.
You know, guys, I’m starting to think the #Astros may not be very good.
Has AJ Pierzynski ever called a single #Astros game where he didn’t reference the White Sox World Series win? It’s a delightful bit of storytelling, every single time.
If the #Astros insist on shitting the bed, can’t it at least be players I’ve heard of doing it?
Yordan and Jeremy both turning things around in the same game? I can get with that. #Astros
Yash guessed it was 1:00 AM at precisely 1:00 AM. #bb28
3-1 loss yesterday. 3-2 loss today. Let’s get that 3-3 tie tomorrow! #Astros
I’m not an ad man, but I can’t help but think there are a couple more places on the field where the Mastercard logo could fit. Maybe over the 9/11 tribute? #Astros
Sorta hard to believe we’re paying this guy $18M a year to be a mop up relief pitcher. #Astros
Jesus. Now *that’s* some grade A bed shitting right there. #Astros
I can’t help thinking if maybe they had just booed Jose a little louder… #Astros
So I’m watching the Phillies broadcast of today’s #Astros game, and they’re talking about Walker having 198 career home runs, and Kruk says, “Well let’s make sure he ends this series still at 198.” And goddamn it if the NEXT PITCH wasn’t Walker’s 3-run dong. It was magical timing.
Paredes feels like the kind of guy who’d have your back in a bar fight. #Astros
I’ve been enjoying going back and reading preseason predictions. Not only were the Mariners the near unanimous choice to win the AL West, they were also the trendy pick to win the pennant. #Astros
I just love seeing all the strays the #Astros are catching in the coverage of the Clippers scandal. “This is how you deal a team flouting the rules. If only the Astros had been similarly punished for what can only be called the worst scandal in the history of professional sports…”
Both Bagwell and the marketing guy in the booth at the same time? I couldn’t get to the mute button fast enough. #Astros
What are the odds Peña stays in Houston? It’s gonna take a dump truck full of money, I suspect. I suppose the precedent isn’t encouraging. #Astros
Remember when they’d let the players pick the nicknames they wore on Players Weekend? I always wanted someone to make his name “In play, run(s)”. #Astros
Was there ever a question about whether Sousa would give up first inning runs? #Astros
