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Why aren't we kissing our best friends more lol
"Just two buddies hanging out in close proximity and watching a banger movie with snacks! And maybe even having a boy's night sleepover!"
-ˋˏ┈𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏.@asticky-menace.bsky.social · 3d ago“Fine—! But you can’t tell people I’m homophobic! Or… any other phobic. …And it isn’t a date. Right? Johnny? You’re not calling it a date?”
"I'm going to stand outside his window until he hangs out with me."
"Alright. Prove it! Prove you don't hate me. Movie. My house. Tonight!"
-ˋˏ┈𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏.@asticky-menace.bsky.social · 3d ago“You’re doing anything BUT mind your own business?! …And I don’t hate you!”
"Imagine hating me and I'm minding my own business like this."
" . . . . " "Spider-Man hates me because I'm trans."
"Ohhhhh MY BAD that I want to spend time with MY best friend and he's too HOMOPHOBIC."
"They can be! You just hate me! Admit it!! Spider-Man HATES Johnny Storm!"
"You won't get pizza with me, you won't go on a movie date. Now you won't KISS ME? You're literally the WORST friend!"
"Oh, what. Suddenly you're too good to kiss me? Johnny Storm??? The hottest celebrity you know????? People would pay big bucks for these flamin' hot lips!"
"Come HERE..! She told to kiss! Are you gonna stand there and deny a woman!? Are you a woman hater?!"
"I'll do whatever she wants— She's hot. C'mere, Spider-twerp."
"I'LL BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND AND YOU'LL BE RESPONSIBLE! MISTER GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!!!"
-ˋˏ┈𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏.@asticky-menace.bsky.social · 3d ago“LAST TIME YOU TRIED, YOU BURNT A PIZZA. WHAT’S NEXT? THAT ICE CREAM STAND—?”
"Good!! I hope every pizza you ever have without me BURNS!"
"YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE FLOOR WHEN I PUMMEL YOU, WEB FOR BRAINS!"
"You skipped out on movie night! I could have bought you FIVE PIZZAS!"
YOU RIPPED MY HEART IN TWO! IT COULD HAVE BEEN OUR PIZZA!!