Sit Down, Be Humboldt
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he/they - 31 - nh - boerboel (south african mastiff) - ab/dl - furry - pup - author - 18+ only - nsfw for nudity and lewdity
In no particular order, curated down to one album per artist/group
Finn@ahoytimestwo.bsky.social · yesterdayNot actually in top 20 order because please don’t make me do that. A few “well, duh” albums, and I tried to keep it to one favorite album of my favorite artists (Charli is special just ignore that) Feel free to QRP
First day of (prescribed) Adderall, and of course it's dead quiet at work 😅 #TMITuesday I feel like oversharing today lmao
Fun Hum fact: I still sleep with the baby blanket I was given when I was 0 days old 🚼 Any time I've been separated from it, I've literally been unable to fall asleep - that's 31 years of evidence Idk whether this is an ABDL thing or an autism thing, but uhh I'm pubby 🐶
Hot take: Segufix is wasted on the diaperless.
Nothin' to see here, runt; just a gym dog with a fat hog 😈 (This wasn't even an intentional #BigDiaperFriday, turns out Egosan swells like it's a cloth-backed BetterDry - oops!)
Forgot to share a fun story from earlier this summer: Went "glamping" for three nights up north for a friend's wedding - each couple had their own tent. Woke up on the second day, and took off my soaked bedtime diaper, to realize my cage had snapped 😱
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Van Halen Rush Circa Survive Coheed and Cambria Dance Gavin Dance Angine de Poitrine Four Tet Diplo Mac Miller Joey Bada$$
tiny dobie! 🔜 BLFC, BFC@thediaperdobie.bsky.social · 4w agoIntroduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Justice Laidback Luke Walker & Royce Matroda Tiesto Rezz Chris Lake Metallica Green Day Rush (Three, soon to be four times!)
Unpopular opinion: Some of y'all dress like babies who pick out their OWN outfits (clashing patterns, mismatched colors) When what y'all really need is to dress like babies whose outfits are picked out FOR them (color-blocking, balanced patterns)
They tore down my favorite childhood McDonald's with the massive Playplace 😭 Where am I supposed to attain full self-actualization by pooping my diaper and having an earth-shattering orgasm in the ball pit now?!? This is discrimination 😡
"Reward Systems" Timelapse ($5 and up): subscribestar.adult/posts/2663887 #abdl #chastity
Broke: "belted incontinence undergarment" Woke: diaper bikini #TMITuesday, ask me anything as I do boring chores and snuggle my kitties 😻😻
I'm not kidding, I wear a 10L+ diaper with a 2L+ booster for 10 hours, under white/pastel slim-cut scrubs. Blessed enough to have narrow hips and big thighs, they help to hide it, but honestly anyone can with the right clothes. If you like wearing diapers, wear them everywhere. No one can tell.
Sit Down, Be Humboldt@humboldtwearsdiapers.com · last mo.This is the volume of diaper y'all need to be wearing to work, sorry 😈
This is the volume of diaper y'all need to be wearing to work, sorry 😈
🔥 When he wears diapers 🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby 🔥🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby and gets off on it 🔥🔥🔥🔥 When he wears diapers and acts like a baby and tries to get off on it but isn't allowed to
Had the opportunity to read through my old medical records as my hospital changes systems, and a few things stood out to me: "Grumpy" "Stubborn" "Still soiling himself" Some things never change 😁
Today's episode of "Fun and Exciting Ways to Cum in your Cage", brought to you by Lockup Day #5 😅
Puppies should be allowed to go to daycare instead of work.
I've been told my work lunch is "recreational pooper"-coded.
Me but with D&D This is why, every time I lock up, all my best campaign writing gradually becomes horny 😈
Bucky@yetanotherbucky.bsky.social · 2mo agoGuys that are horny as all fuck all the time but the moment they cum they deep dive into the rules of mahjong.
Boys who grunt and say "poopy", then hike up their tail and fill their pants 😵💫
Getting funny tummy feelings when I grab the handle on the pulldown machine at my gym 🥴
Mum says it's my turn to be the orange lolly today 🥺👉👈
☆@nystre.bsky.social · 2mo agous crushing our stupid nulges together
Idk if it's the "these are just M3g4M4x with a superhero print", or the dozens of promoter posts telling me to buy them, but honestly I'm ambivalent Will likely try a bag when I re-up on wipes and boosters, but not feeling the "MUST HAVE NOW" I felt with, for example, Pixel Pals
Encouraging my husband to exercise for his own health and fitness ❌ Encouraging my husband to exercise so he can carry my 6' 180lb ass like a teeny tiny baby puppy ✅
Realizing my colon has a larger displacement than my Subaru's engine 😅
Sit Down, Be Humboldt@humboldtwearsdiapers.com · 2mo agoBoutta push out 3.5L of big boy thoughts 😵💫
Boutta push out 3.5L of big boy thoughts 😵💫