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@humdunkin.bsky.social

I did a lot of pirate themed tweets on twitter and I think I should not only just copy and paste them here, but also make this whole account in the style and the genre of post I call "pirate realism" and never talk about anything else

On twitter they're begging you now to buy premium saying its 40% off. every other tweet you click on there's a pop up that takes up your whole screen and there's a ever present thing that says "Last chance!" In the top right So much of what elon does has a really pitiful desperation vibe off it

I don't really understand any explanation for why they are removing spaces on twitter lol. And they're adding an audio/video call feature. I think I'll stick around there as long as you can post a couple sentences where people can see them and dm people ect.