‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’ Streaming everywhere now.

If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice

Nobody wants to work anymore “Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)” Full version available 8/26

please tell me is this the song of the summer?

honestly how dare we

when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break

can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?

next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.

Officially one month of ‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’ Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming. Full version available to stream everywhere NOW

I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why

"Don't you hate it when you're watching band and it turns out it was just Weezer in disguise the whole time?"  HummusVacuum @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social | Steal From Corporations & Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer cover | The Rockwell Somerville, MA | March 5, 2025 youtu.be/ooWQPM2eou4

HummusVacuum "Steal From Corporations" & "Undone (The Sweater Song)" Weezer Cover LIVE

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PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S

TOMORROW: @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + @5everband.bsky.social w/ Pitter Patter + Panic Landing at The Government Center!! TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu... LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com 5ever.bandcamp.com @reallyradrecs.bsky.social

PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG. 📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔 Come kick my ass

BOSTON 2NITE BABY I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE 🎟️ in ☣️

It's a rare day that I review music that's not ska, but it's not often I run into emo and pop punk bands singing about my favorite problem solving strategy Head over to start track and check out my review of @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social and bring a hammer and blade start-track.com/single-hummu...

time for a spelling lesson 🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓 is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.

Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social 3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever) 3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA 3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT 3/7 - NEW YORK CITY 3/8 - BUTLER, NJ 3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA 3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA 3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH 3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show) 3/13 - CHICAGO, IL

We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK. Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next? 🎟️ in the ☣️

Need help! going out of my comfort zone and going to an EDM show tonight, what are some of the worst things you could tell somebody you’re trip-sitting?

🪓2/28🪓 Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓 Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️

holy shit I can’t believe they did it

DIY GOD SINGLE AND MUSIC VIDEO OUT TODAY bump it blast it drive around make out and dance to it 🚗🔊🎶🏖️ DIY GOD is the first single off of our EP “DYE” out later this year ;)

What if I told you there’s a full version of this coming out on 2/28 What if I told you there’s a presave link for Spotify & Apple Music in our bio wouldn’t that be something

HummusVacuum999@hummusvacuum999.bsky.social · 2y ago

I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it

Bluesky doesn’t let you post videos over 60 seconds yet so go to our IG page to find out if we get bingo on this edition of ~Facebook Comment Bingo~

holy shit hahahahahahah

secrets out kendrick will be playing all of American football LP1 through his iPhone speaker

chance if you’re reading this do you like emo