Elizabeth Taylor Suddenly Last Summer near Giant Crab Vintage 8x10 Color Photo $29.99
LB Hunktears
@hunktears.online
socialist. luddite. writer & narrative designer @gardens.dev & @insecretplaces.com. father of dog. i love the beach boys. they/them (formerly blaseball, fanbyte, weird twine games) https://linktr.ee/hunktears
people really think this is a bad movie but something like E.T. is a good movie... disturbing and depressing.
our next zine is about Jerry Lewis. as a preview, here is a comic I drew late last night about what if Jerry Lewis shot me with this Jerry Lewis Beretta
LB Hunktears@hunktears.online · 5mo agoyou come into my home and try to fuck with me and my family? ok pally, this is the last thing you see before I blow you away.
It’s National Cartoonist Day. So here again, for those who might need a reminder, is the best cartoon ever made. By B. Kliban.
A fake video of celeb bald eagle Shadow “massaging” Jackie fooled viewers online. Experts say AI wildlife videos may do more than rack up likes: They can distort how people see animals, encourage risky encounters and erode trust in what’s real. My story: bit.ly/4n8kLJ3
Bald eagle 'massaging' its mate? AI deepfakes collide with the laws of the wild
AI wildlife deepfakes are flooding social media, even targeting celebrity eagles Jackie and Shadow. Experts warn the “AI slop" poses real-world danger for animals and people.
bit.ly
I like all the parts in Modesty Blaise when Dirk Bogarde has a big cup but I especially like the part when he gets handed a really really really big glass and then his henchman is handed a really really really tiny glass but with an equally extremely long stem
Films are some of the most beautiful things in the history of Movies
the shit I've got going on on my letterboxd would kill a weaker man
doing a Jerry Lewis hatewatch project while I also do a Dirk Bogarde diva worship filmography watch is heading to an inevitable Day the Clown Cried / Night Porter double feature, which will do such psychic violence to my beautiful brain that it might actually heal me completely and open my third eye
I like all the parts in Modesty Blaise when Dirk Bogarde has a big cup but I especially like the part when he gets handed a really really really big glass and then his henchman is handed a really really really tiny glass but with an equally extremely long stem
where's the message board or forum or yahoo group for fans of The Servant (1963) dir Joseph Losey screenplay by Harold Pinter starring Dirk Bogarde
Nuggets fan's prayer: Victor Wembanyama my perfect and beautiful 9 foot tall friend who I respect and love I need you to put the Minnesota Timberwolves so deep in the ground that they dislodge some kind of ancient evil like when I dig too deep in Dwarf Fortress have you played it? you'd like it amen
@shoomlah.bsky.social my partner asked me what was up with "the cool postcard on the fridge" and we ended up watching Decker vs Dracula together :]
gLad and grateful he has shared this printed object that celebrates all the times his pretend self has shit himself and killed others.
if anyone wants to read the @oncinema.bsky.social zine that @hunktears.online and i made, the PDF is available on our neocities!! if friends or mutuals want a physical copy, DM us and we will figure something out. thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org
I should go to bed, but instead I will look at photographs of Bruno Ganz in The American Friend on my desktop home computer
ok we have 73 copies. it's really good I teach you how to draw Mark. there's also a two page spread of Tim illnesses and injuries. and several essays. and a sun dial.
LB Hunktears@hunktears.online · 4mo agowe will be handing out this On Cinema zine aT the LA SHOW tonight but also the PDF is online for you to read and enjoy namaste peace and love thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org/zine
i will be pamphleting like harry dean stanton in wise blood personally and if you guys don't want one i will be blinding myself with lye after the show :/
LB Hunktears@hunktears.online · 4mo ago"handing out" sounds very active like we are pamphleting like Harry Dean Stanton in Wise Blood. we will not be doing this. we do not have enough copies. you should find us and ask for them.
if you are at the @oncinema.bsky.social live show in los angeles tonight and want a zine, come find me!!
we will be handing out this On Cinema zine aT the LA SHOW tonight but also the PDF is online for you to read and enjoy namaste peace and love thepervertsguidetooncinema.neocities.org/zine
somehow the only casualty from printing dozens of copies of a 50 page zine on a home printer was caused by this horrible picture of jerry lewis biting dean martin which created a paper jam
I would do just about anything to get my hands on a Carpenters fanclub metric conversion slide ruler
the video is too long for bluesky or else I would post it here
LB Hunktears@hunktears.online · 10mo agoI am logging back off please contact me privately via telephone or fax if you want to see my fan video for Crash (1996) set to the song "Honkin Down the Highway" (1977) that I made due to the ADHD medication shortage currently besieging our disgusting pig nation of USA.
you come into my home and try to fuck with me and my family? ok pally, this is the last thing you see before I blow you away.
Every year, an estimated one million U.S. babies are born with the condition known as "Rockabilly"
