Whatever illness is loving to be on your phone but hating to text, I have that.
@pinkponysub.bsky.social I need your help settling an internal debate. What’s worse: Pretty feet on an ugly man or a pretty man with ugly feet?
I just saw a (likely millennial) gay guy wearing Toms in the year of our Lord, 2026.
Yes, I go out and vote. No, I still don’t think my voice is being heard because I live in a red state. We exist!
Lowk obsessed with an IG oomf honeymooning to Canada from AUSTRALIA.
Little brother just explained Elizabeth Holmes to me! Really interesting stuff!
And like I’m sure this is the 25-year-old in me, but, like, just drink from the bottle if there’s only ~a glass left.
I was JUST thinking about how I needed uncut dick soon, and then I got to play with two at the beach. Never give up on your dreams, ladies!
No, I wouldn’t want any nude I didn’t post myself being posted or sent around, but the body’s ALWAYS tea so…
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ALT: Doja Cat
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Getting ads of one of my favorite Instagram boys modeling for Kumori AND Hunk Menswear. I love being gay.
The apps in Central Florida are a wasteland. Everyone’s a geriatric cross-dresser or creepy!!! 🫤
Many such cases here, but… Mad respect to oomf’s commitment to never shutting the fuck up and always being horny.
That time when ALL of my laundry is done and everything doesn’t fit in the closet 😍
😛MF made an alt!!! Go open your heart and legs, and follow him! <3
The family-friend monsignor in Sam’s fam (that we are fully convinced is gay) just asked us, “Wasn’t the last show you saw in New York ‘Heated Rivalry?’”
I have been up since 4 AM, and my freshly shellacked and lotioned bare ass just hit the bed. This is what dreams are made of.