My hypnotist made me forgot my name. But then I remembered everything, because as I was no longer Harley, the suggestion for Harley to forget her name no longer held power over me. In fact my lack of a name allowed me to flaut most human laws. as most rely on having an identity.

Hypnotizing you, freezing you, and using you as a mannequin to promote my podcast tie-in t-shirts at a convention.

Me, bravely,

You should sign contracts without reading them!

New idea, hypnotize your friend to forget a movie they hate, so you can trick them into watching it again.

Mesmer Eye 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇵🇷@mesmereye.bsky.social · 2d ago

New idea: hypnotizing your friend to forget their favorite movie every time they watch it so they can always experience it for the first time, every time.

Why do hypnotists always make you forget your name, and not the plot twist of The Sixth Sense?

Thought of the Day: Enemy Conversion but for incredibly mundane tasks. Capturing and brainwashing a magical girl or their best pilot and putting them to work as a janitor or a sign flipper. Not even a secretary or one of the hot ones. Just the absolute bottom rung.

I should make a Umamusume costume and use it to forever ruin someone's sexuality.

Toilet play? Oh! You mean Urinetown!

My friend group is slowly filling up with themed kaigai idols. Makes me think I should claim "hypnotist idol" now, just in case.

"Ugh, you're so slow, twerp. Criminals don't use Hypno as the second you pull it out, everyone knows what you're going to do! This is why I caught a Stantler, because you can take it into a bank without Officer Jenny arresting you on the spot!"

Don't call me Mistress. Refer to me as Ojousama

The best thing about having a hypno-kink is that you have an excuse to buy dumb kids' toys with blinky lights.

I'm more than happy to train your puppy girl! We'll do all the usual commands, sit, stay, speak, capture Stalingrad

Sorry, if you're a V-Tuber you're not longer allowed to clip farm by saying your kink is being dominated by women. Get a real kink, like inflation or playing a game that isn't Stardew Valley.

Maid? Oh no sweetie, you don't have the relevant work experience for that role. You're going to be dish washer!

The zombie outbreak at the cosplay convention was a disaster as it was impossible to tell who was a zombie and who was just tired

Give your sex some European flair by dropping an entire lasagna on your partner's face just before they climax.

This himejoshi has a massive crush on a girl who's cosplaying her favorite video game/anime character at a convention. Who do you think the girl is cosplaying as? Names with pics would be best.

Congratulations, you're the team's hypno-bait. See, we've told everyone you're the strongest. But in reality, we've trained you really badly. So when the villains brainwash you, we'll be able to easily take you out!

Hypnotizing you with a plushie keychain of Honey from Ouran High School Host Club, just to totally shatter any illusion you have of being cool.

Regressing you and forcing you to un-learn your family's dumb Monopoly houserule.

Look, I'm sorry. I was just trying to do what you wanted. You said you wanted to do a comic book roleplay...but the only comic I've read is A Death In The Family..

Making you wear a pair of fake silicon beasts. But they're hollow, so I can fill them Ginger Ale to avoid paying convention drink prices.

Regressing you back to a very young age, then sticking an ipad in front of you to ruin your cognitive development and make you more dependent on me

How do you make a character who looks like this, and not give her hypnosis powers?

Great Fairy mass hypnosis, as she's so big no one can avoid looking at her.

I'm not gaslighting you sweetie, I'm Videodromeing you.

Hypnotic littles

This person is an incredibly good writer, and will only put in Team Rocket references when absolutely called for

Hypnotic Harlequin@hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Should note, this isn't a joke. I am very open to freelance writing gigs for TTRPGs, articles, and anything else. I promise to only fill then with hypnosis if you ask me to!