More good news: I just found a chapstick I thought I’d lost a week ago in one of my boots, of all places
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Unbelievable: Haley Stevens just endorsed Mike Rogers again. The election’s already over! There’s nothing to endorse him for anymore! But she won’t stop
Almost forgot to say this in all the excitement, but congratulations to the Democrats, the best political party in the world and completely infallible as far as I'm concerned. I agree with everything they do and have ever done, and I always will.
Hey listen, while we're at it: National Guard the fuck out of DC
I would take this a step further and say Democrats routed because America was mad at Trump for firing Kristi Noem. This election was America saying ”Bring back Kristi”
I voted for the single most notorious pathological liar in American history and then was upset when he broke his promises to lower prices and not start any new wars. I'm eating cottage cheese out of a bucket and I am available for interviews.
Jon Ossoff is probably the guy. Unless I decide to run. I haven't decided yet
He’s gonna build like twenty recklessly tall arches in DC now
After everything Darline Graham has done for this country, this is how we repay her?
American voters turning around and pulling this shit just two short years after willfully giving the worst person on the planet absolute power just makes us look even more insane sorry
Really weird to have an election that doesn't make me want to rip all of the skin off my body
Threw up all over my voting machine and then threw up on several people waiting in line behind me when I exited the booth. I have been asked to never vote again.
Hey all, I just want to apologize for my viral post earlier claiming if enough of us write in Kamala Harris today it will override the 2024 election results. I’m going to leave it up for accountability and because it’s still getting me a lot of new followers, but I’m sorry.
And I’m one of them! Wearing a t-shirt that says “Giant fucking loser nerd election monitor” and I’ll be standing outside my polling location with a clipboard and scared expression on my face. Do NOT yell at me or I WILL cry.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d agoTrump's Justice Department announced it is sending about 1,000 "election monitors" to polling places in all 50 states www.huffpost.com/entry/electi...
Can’t wait to live in a world with a “Scream 8”
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3d agoNeve Campbell says that she will return as Sidney Prescott in ‘SCREAM 8’. (Source: APEntertainment)
Just a reminder that if you're really busy tomorrow and don't have time to vote that's probably fine
Had to be without my phone for a couple hours. What's the latest with Haley Stevens? Who has a Haley Stevens update for me??
Some random guy on the internet: Ignore the polls! Don’t get complacent! Run through the tape! Me, not really sure what I’m supposed to be doing: Ok
Haley Stevens is on CNN right now in case anyone's been wondering what Haley Stevens is up to tonight. I don't know about you but when I go a few hours without hearing from Haley Stevens I'm like "Wait, where's Haley" haha
Hey y'all. I'm in a vehicle and wanted to let you know that I'm endorsing Mike Rogers. I am recording this in a car