Quote of the day: "All dogs are good boys. Apart from the girls." --me
I've gone down a rabbit hole of watching Tom the Mime videos. 🤣 youtu.be/34JBX-YYwMI?...
He saw THIS and had to react 😳 | Tom the Mime
YouTube video by Eryka Travel
youtu.be
It seems that the Geneva Convention doesn't mean shit any more.🫤
Video shows Russian drone chasing Ukrainian street vendor in 'human safari' attack
Ukraine said the video - showing a terrified civilian being hounded by a remotely-controlled drone - amounted to a war crime.
bbc.co.uk
Oh sure, I'll clean some more tile grout on one of the hottest days of the year because that's a good idea. 🤨
Salmon Andy Salmonandy
ALT: Salmon Andy Salmonandy
static.klipy.com
Just started watching In Pursuit of Happyness for the first time, then remembered Will Smith and Jaden Smith are both in it, and I can't stand either of them. 🫤
Man's Surprised Reaction: Geez Wow
ALT: Man's Surprised Reaction: Geez Wow
static.klipy.com
🎶R.E.S.P.E.C.T, Find out what it means to me, Soccer Timmy! Soccer Timmy! Soccer Timmy! Soccer Timmy! Soccer Timmy! Soccer Timmy! Soccer Timmy! Soccer Timmy!🎶 #LunchPun #MisheardLyrics
Blaming oil prices on the Iran war while BP took in just short of $6bn in profit (not total revenue - PROFIT!) in just three months. 🤬 We're all being bent over by greedy corporations. 🤨 With that much profit there is no need for pump prices to be so high. Something needs done. 🧐
BP profits highest in four years as Iran war pushes up oil price
Higher oil prices boost the energy giant's results while environmental groups accuse it of profiteering.
bbc.co.uk
Four years ago today, I climbed to the top of St Botolph's Church (Boston Stump) and took this photo. I didn't realise at the time but in the foreground is a pile of bunches of flowers on Fountain Lane, where a week earlier, nine year old Lilia Valutyte was murdered by a complete stranger. 🙁
Watching the news and I didn't even realise they still made these huge seaside comedy glasses. Yellow ones were the best. 👌
I'm proud that I've just shoehorned the phrase "miserable wankpuffin" into casual conversation. 👍
Today I have discovered that a mix of hydrogen peroxide and sodium bicarbonate is *brilliant* for cleaning ground-in filth out of old tile grout. It might be difficult to see, but if you maybe squint your eyes a bit you might just be able to make out which bit has been treated and which hasn't.👀
I was helping an old lady change the wheel on her car earlier when the police came and arrested me for carjacking. #LunchPun
Sick of that Always ad calling periods "gush moments". Trying to eat my fucking dinner here, dirty bastards. 🤬 What next? Andrex calling galloping diarrhoea an "arseflood moment"? 🤔
I'm watching Loch Ness and I think I've worked out why Ted Danson couldn't find the monster. This is Eilean Donan Castle, not Urquhart Castle. The sillybollocks is searching in Loch Druich! 🙃 Clue's in the name, Ted. Clue's in the name. 🤦
When you go to sneeze and the room fan blows the bloody tissue out of your hand at the most inconvenient moment. 🫤
Anime Magic Senpai String Trick
ALT: Anime Magic Senpai String Trick
static.klipy.com
Just put the telly on and I thought it was a documentary about drunk people street fighting in their pajamas. Turns out it's commonwealth games judo. 🤷
Took the boys for a quick walk and got an impromptu air display from Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress "Sally B". 😍
I don't know why this so-called sport is so popular if things keep randomly blowing up. Surely someone's going to get fucking hurt? 🤔
Joy of joys. Yet another fecking bin to find a place for. 🤬🤬🤬 And it isn't just one bin - inside it THERES ANOTHER BIN! I'm expected to keep that in the house for food waste. Which is not going to happen because it will bloody stink! I might just put it in the bin. I don't need or want it. 🤔
Been offered barely more than half the asking price for the Specialized because his own bike got hit by a car. Weirdly, he sent a video of the damage. 👀 Every sympathy etc, but I don't *need* to sell these and I'm not a sodding charity! Especially when I've already turned down a better offer.
Cleaned up two of the bikes ready to be sold; mens 2019 Specialized Rockhopper Sport and a women's 2019 Trek Dualsport 1. They served us well but we have other bikes now so these don't get used. Bloody shame but... what can you do? 🤷😐
When you go for a chippy tea and everyone's had the same idea. 😭
Massive Ski Lift Queue on Crowded Mountain
ALT: Massive Ski Lift Queue on Crowded Mountain
static.klipy.com
Bullshit phrases, #13072: "people from all four corners of the globe" How many corners does a globe have? 🤬
I just discovered that Google Maps now shows wildfires. What a time to be alive. 🫤
ITV News just said that campaigners want clear signs warning that the sea is dangerous because people keep drowning. Hello?? Whatever happened to a bit of common fucking sense?! 🤨
Huggy Wuggy Dog in Propeller Hat: DERP
ALT: Huggy Wuggy Dog in Propeller Hat: DERP
static.klipy.com