Iamjon2013
@iamjon2013.bsky.social
Ugh hacked again, this is Jon, not Laura
Is there anything more cringe than a “29” year-old woman calling a 25-year-old woman a “mean girl“ in the year of our Lord of 2026??? #BB28
I just remembered my meds won’t let me enjoy the triple dipper at Chili’s anymore
Me-1 Tiny shard of glass from a broken six dollar bottle of wine that found its way into my foot-0
What type of gay am I today? The one who walked 2+ miles listening to act one of the Hello Dolly! Soundtrack #ThicButFit #pornstache
Happy Birthday @marbledslab.bsky.social I only edited out the two people because they’re not on this website
I don’t know why, nor do I know how, but why is she giving Cher???
1. Stevie Nicks 2.Andrew Garfield 3.Caleb Herron
Trendor the Relentless@teegeesez.bsky.social · 7mo agoIf you had to pick 3 people for a dream blunt rotation, who would they be?
Spent $800 to figure out what’s wrong with my car only to find out I need an ECU that’s gonna cost $1500 🙃🙃😳😳
I had a guy DM me today and said “you look like Cam from Modern Family if he took the substance.“ I’ve never felt more beautiful!
a man in a white shirt is screaming while standing in the jungle .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is screaming while standing in the jungle .
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Officially 0-3 in my co-workers knowing who I went as for Halloween Because how do you not know THEE BAREFOOT CONTESSA! #HowUnfabulousIsThat
11/8/25 - canned food drive at Mary’s. Come hang with friends, make some new ones, and help your community! As a continued exhibition of this administration’s cruelty, folks in need will be without their SNAP benefits this holiday season. Let’s come together how and where we can. Thank you!
Give this surf and turf crown and a sash! it truly is the fairest of them all 👸🏼👸🏼🥩🥩 #MondaySteakNight
Just two bears out in the wild talking shit and listening to our friend @fatlantabear.bsky.social rock out at EAV Strut. Love you @hawtdamnitsjames.bsky.social ❤️
Finished my first “real” week at my new job! So glad I ended it sloshing down some pig shit with fellow fat f**** @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social & @growingbrovine.farm and no surprise, I was the fattest of them all. #LovinLife #WhyAreYouGuysBullyingMe
It may be Tummy Tuesday, but what about giving you the whole body??? Thanks @cuddlebuddy.bsky.social for the suggestion
