Thinking about what a golden opportunity that SNL has to give #Maria the giant-glasses Tweetie Bird treatment she so deserves. 🤭
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I am reminded of the American Dad episode featuring "shiny ham"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h agoTrump looked like an absolute wreck during his speech on Wednesday (Kevin Dietsch/Getty)
Everything being all AI IN YOUR FACE certainly tracks with the tech bro crowd and their idea of how consent works. It's like the dick pic you didn't ask for but keep getting over and over and over.
okay now tell us why he wore shiny capri pants?
Stu Can Play At That Game@btnstu.bsky.social · 2w agoI heard he also imprisoned women to make it seem like he could get a real girlfriend.
📌The so-called leadership of the Democratic Party are not fighters, they are appeasers, stunningly out of touch with their voters, and ignorant of world history. I suggest they google "Neville Chamberlain" to see what happens when you chum up violent, fascist regimes. This is really grotesque.
Irony is not dead. The "achievement" icons are created by using under achievement 🙄 🤣
Ragnarok Lobster@amagire.bsky.social · 2w agoseeing a cool game on steam, checking to see if it uses AI, wishlisting it, checking the studio's other games to find this, and immediately un-wishlisting it
Still can't afford a Countach 🤣
Josh is "here"@realracingroots.bsky.social · 2w agoHoly shit Look at THE BOY
Another day, another (dozen) vichy Democrats shitting the bed. I can't wait to wipe the fucking floor with all of them in the midterms. They deserve the same amount (or more) of scorn and derision that their R colleagues do at this moment in time. What a total failure to rise to the occasion.
It should be legal to draw and quarter the fools at ID who *lie* and say "oooooo new episode" and it's just a new telling of a damn old story that we all know the outcome of. Special place in the boiler room of hell just for that.
I wonder if the back has fixed the eternal Prius problem of driving in the left passing lane like they want to build a fecking summer home there. every. damn. time. it's a Prius.
Christopher Hauselt@movingsideways.bsky.social · 2w agoThe skyline provides
There is not a FUCK YOU loud enough for these fucking people. They have been burned by Trump over and over and over and they just. keep. fucking. voting for him. Fuck them. Go bankrupt, you don't deserve a pot to piss in. Not a DIME of my tax money to them.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2w agoRepublican Senator from Montana. Trump constantly hurts farmers and ranchers. Then Republicans make us pay them billions in welfare to bail them out.
And even though this deregulation bullshit has been utterly catastrophic for their bottom lines, I bet they'd vote for it all again. These regulations were here to save not only us but them from their own damn selves. But they were always too dense to see it. And I bet they still are.
Brennan Center@brennancenter.org · 2w agoFollowing major lobbying and campaign spending from the food industry, an important safety rule was delayed for years. Then came the cyclospora outbreak.
They just rounded up a bunch of our wild horses to be slaughtered in Colorado - and the fact that this bullshit message about all of the tons of "beef" he is allowing into the country should give you pause.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2w agoUnder Trump, protected wild horses are going to slaughter. A legal loophole allows the government to sell mustangs on the cheap, stripping them of protections and clearing their path to destruction.
I sure do hope @lataco.bsky.social goes nuclear on the Basshole for her utterly idiotic comment on food trucks. I'm ready for whatever 🔥 merch is to come and also for her cheering the paramount deal. Her vichy arse needs to be relieved of power yesterday.
Only thing this basura blanca is good at is running her mouth. 🤣
Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w agoIt's very funny to me that Sophie Cunningham sucks at basketball
This is what happens when you raise someone to have the self-worth of a used up toilet brush.
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2w ago“And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more.” … “With all my heart, Natalie”
waiting for Celestia to start in Denver: so happy for this show!
WTAF, Proton. I started computing on a Vic 20 using CP/M. I have used DOS cli and linux cli for decades. This is, single-handedly, the WORST and most cumbersome CLI I have ever seen. FFS shorten these commands - this is the most asinine thing I've ever seen someone give to a paying customer. 🤦♂️
If you suddenly add "New #AI assistant" to my subscription and automatically enable said ASSistant, I am not going to waste a moment of time trying to find how to turn it off. I am going to immediately vape my subscription. I'm five for five now and doing fine. Bye, FeliciAI
Why does Ubuntu apt need to tell me about upgrades that it won't do right now because of "phasing". Look, if you want to roll out things gradually, that's fine. But dangling shit above people and going "you can't have this" is a fucking DICK move. What asshat thought of this? Just don't say anything
Diarrhea in the lettuce, glass in the popsicles, E. Coli in the berries, screw worms in the beef, salmonella in the chicken & eggs, listeria in everything else. Man I love deregulation. Libertarianism is such a great philosophy.
no kidding. And also it's really more like: Made in America with glue & ketamine dreams.
RX@henshinrx.bsky.social · 2w agoInsanely funny way to spin "this car is not legal in europe"
Let's make the desktop version as narrow as the phone version needs to die in an especially violent fire. That is all.
Oh, Ubuntu, I love your release names. Resolute Raccoon 🦝
I have been a Fedora person for decades, but switching to Fedora 44 has made me despise their distro with the fire of 10,000 suns. I am vaping that crap and running to Ubuntu as fast as I can get there. Red hats seem to enshittify everything they touch these days.
