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puck_psx @puszke.bsky.social · 2w ago

he's about to say something profoundly stupid

Test render of Kis sitting at a desk in what appears to be the Backrooms. On the desk in front of him is an old radio, the microphone for which he gently pinches in his hand, pulling it close to his smug-looking face. His mouth is open, as he just began to say something into the microphone. The look on his face indicates it's probably utter nonsense. Behind him to the right on the wall is an analog clock which reads 4:20, to the left, a closed door.

Puck's Seamlessifier + Ripper 1.8 is here! :3 It's a huge optimization update! I also fixed the wrapping algorithm to make it look even more realistic! Give it a try! >;3 puszke.itch.io/pucks-textur... #gamedev #indiedev #itchio #blender

Penny Parker@snapcube.gay · 2w ago

The way I've literally been saying this for years. THANK YOU

Screenshot of a telegram conversation with my very patient husband, dated March 18, 2021.

Messages from me read:
"buh"
"you ever think about how the dunkaccino commercial implies Al Pacino's first name is Alp"
"if is fucking furst name was Dunk it would still be Dunk Pacino"
"not dunkaccino"
"either dunkin donuts straight up lied to us or we've all been calling Alp Acino by the wrong name this entire time and he's just put up with it"
"was it a cry for help"
"did he want to somehow tell the world "Hey, my name isn't Al, it's Alp"

to which my husband replies:
"Ok i have a theory"

"it's not Al anymore, it's Dunk!" "Dunkaccino??" pisses me the fuck off NO you stupid IDIOT his name would be DUNK PACINO he didn't ask you to remove the P you fucking weasel

Learn Blender with me

VRChat is a very real place where you can tell someone "the sky is green" and if your Trust Me Bro is strong enough, they will tell every mfer they know that the sky is green and that if you disagree you're a pred.

It's ready! Go get it here :D It is pay-what-you-want, though a portion of all proceeds will be donated to Blender Foundation. Use Blender 5.1.2+ and Vulkan backend for best results! iampuff.itch.io/backrooms-ge...

Backrooms Generator for Blender by Puff, Himself

Geometry Node based procedural Backrooms for Blender 5.1.2+

iampuff.itch.io

It's finally done. Now I just need a few people willing to test it! If you have Blender 5.1.2 and up, hmu to get a pre release copy. It's the same as the release version, except you're not guilted into giving me money on the download page.

Grimey >:3

The same base Backrooms generator I've been building for the past couple of months. Everything seems as clean as usual, apart from the yellow, aged tint to everything

MOLD, GRIME, MOISTURE AND OTHER YUCKY STUFF adorn the same walls, floor, and ceiling as the previous clean image. Walking these halls without a respirator is a death sentence. Walking barefoot on that carpet will give you sensory issues if you don't already have them

return of the fruity bat 🏳️‍🌈@mootzilla.bsky.social · 3w ago

We're discontinuing support for Windows 10 but will continue to release weekly vibe coded updates that will break your Blender shader cache for no reason

it could be you

FCKIN DID IT. The generator no longer needs 5.3 alpha, and is compatible down to Blender 4.0 :D Last up: -My own carpet shader (currently using one off blendkit) -Fix wall trim shader to detect height and adjust bump -Grunge options for walls/floor/ceiling ALMOST DONE MAYBE PLS?

The Backrooms generator, again, in Blender. The viewport shows my excitement in getting it to work in versions of blender before 5.3 Alpha, with writing covering the viewport saying "IT JUST FUCKING WORKS!!!!" with some surrounding scribbles. The shader node tray is visible below, with the customization options to the right

Puff @iampuff.bsky.social · 4w ago

We Shoved Our Dicks in the Ethical Dick Blender

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After MUCH trial and error, I've finally made the curve based walls compatible in earlier versions of Blender (down to 4.0). Unfortunately, although the walls are now straight with no pinching, Switch nodes in Shaders are apparently different in 5.3, so it breaks the entire ceiling shader again :)

Blender project showing a small mess of spaghetti nodes generating a randomized wall system with proper, math based miter profiles!

CYNTHESZR @cyntheszr.net · 4w ago

AI will never replace human creativity. AI has no intention nor the capability of human passion, desire, stories and emotional depth that is carried through creations in any shape or form. If you use AI to create “art” genuinely go suck a fat cock :)

Jett @jettrax.bsky.social · 4w ago

New suit arrived. Had a fun night revealing it on discord! Enjoy what we saved for #fursuitfriday Fantastic work by @neoera-fursuit.bsky.social

Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 4w ago

It was cool to have a platform by, of, and for creative people to share spaces and characters they poured their hearts and souls into. Sadly, that platform is questioning whether it's okay to not only allow the antithesis of the platform's foundation, but also give them special little tags to use.

NIIC @niicdog.bsky.social · last mo.

the new compositor nodes in 5.2 are like, really cool :v

A render from the Backrooms generator using the new Dithering node introduced in Blender 5.2. It almost looks like one of those old point and click computer games.

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Ren 🍂@rentradewind.noodlebowl.org · last mo.

🚀 Want to visit a NASA space center in Maryland AND see a musical at the same time? One of NASA Goddard’s oldest clubs: Music and Drama (MAD) puts on a full scale musical production every year! This season it’s Little Women, I’m cast as Meg + costume designer + props master! #theater madtheater.org

I fucking love procedural geometry

LIGHTS CAN NOW TURN OFF

Screenshot of my fully procedural Backrooms in Blender, with all the lights on as normal

Same scene and view, now with some of the lights off!

Even more of the same scene, now with /different/ lights on and off based on a seed value!

The edgy brush stroke font a la genAI only serves to signal to me that you are incapable of putting text on an image yourself, and are therefore incapable of whatever the image is advertising.

Just look at all that customization. You'll be able to make the fuck outta some Backrooms and it'll be like SO easy

Screenshot of a Blender modifier tab showing several size and toggle options. From top to bottom:

Size dropdown:
X (meters)
Y (meters)
Room Height (meters)
Wall Amount X
Wall Amount Y
Dynamic Scaling Toggle
Density (Lower = More Walls)

Wall & Trim dropdown:
Wall Thickness
Inner Walls Toggle
Randomize
Noise Scale (Keep low!)
Round Walls toggle
Round Wall Poly Count
Round Wall Radius
Wall Trim Toggle
Trim Width
Trim Height
X Pos Wall Toggle
X Neg Wall Toggle
Y Pos Wall Toggle
Y Neg Wall Toggle

The rest of the customization options from the same modifier tab

Wall Cut-Out dropdown/toggle:
Cutout Height
Cutout Width
Randomize Sizes Toggle
Size Min (X, Y, Z vector inputs)
Size Max (X, Y, Z vector inputs)
Randomized Rotation Toggle
Rotation (X, Y, Z vector/radian inputs)

Misc dropdown:
Ceiling Toggle
Floor Toggle
Outer Cube Toggle
Light/Wall Margin (prevents lights from clipping walls)
Light Brightness

Materials dropdown:
Walls
Wall Trim
Ceiling
Floor