Ben Maxwell

@iamthemanta.bsky.social

Freelance writer and consultant. Formerly Network N Media, Edge magazine. Erstwhile Mt., ctrlaltdelete, and Motivesounds bod. Unwilling social media participant.

"Sure, Luke Sanderson’s rage-inducing physics-based climbing game isn’t a turnip simulator per se, but just like real root vegetables, the brassica protagonist at its centre exhibits a total disinterest in your mental wellbeing. In that respect, Turnip Mountain is exactly like real life."

Turnip Mountain Review - The Wand Report

Turnip Mountain is richly imaginative physics climber that almost reaches the heights of Super Meat Boy and Celeste.

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"Few games make getting separated feel so genuinely scary... It’s clever, terrifying stuff – corrupted characters seem to emulate playstyles to some extent, and savvy players will quickly develop a policy on executing any member of the party that doesn’t respond to questions quickly. "

The Mound: Omen of Cthulhu Review - The Wand Report

ACE Team dares to innovate but delivers an uneven co-op experience that will make you question your sanity.

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"These action RPG and cosy life-sim threads are separate experiences. You can elect to ignore one or the other and just focus on the bits you enjoy most (you could even ignore both halves if you wanted, but that would make it tricky to justify your purchase)."

Monster Fantasy is a mashup of Animal Crossing’s cosy slow-living idyll with Monster Hunter’s extreme violence - The Wand Report

Time for Tom Nook to get what’s coming to him. Check the Monster Fantasy preview.

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"Last Variable will expand on the original’s questionable HR policies with a story focused on Jan Scientist (all the other Jans have left) and his self-assembled team of science selves. Fingers crossed there aren’t any workplace romances to deal with."

The most exciting new games launching this summer - The Wand Report

The ultimate walking simulator, retro PS1 weirdness, Star Wars XCOM, and more. Our picks of the new releases you should be keeping an eye on over the next couple of months.

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"Feels as much like Tetris as it does Into The Breach, requiring you to carefully plan how to fit attack shapes into the available space against a backdrop of simmering chaos, which feels like it could spin out of control at any moment."

Don’t Kill Them All - Into The Breach meets Tetris in this chaotic game about keeping your temper along with your loot - The Wand Report

Don’t Kill Them All chucks out health bars in favour of rage meters and finds an intriguing new angle for turn-based tactics.

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Clever settings hack to make Forza Horizon 6 significantly more bearable. (No sliders for 'loading duration' or 'number of times you have to see a G Wagon during a session', though unfortunately.)

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"This grand social experiment is arriving with impeccable timing. Much has been made of Arc Raiders players’ atypical propensity to be kind to each other, and the design decisions that have catalysed that behaviour... System Era is being more overt in its facilitation of player bonding."

Starseeker: Astroneer Expeditions wants to get a whole galaxy’s worth of players working together - The Wand Report

System Era Softworks is profoundly expanding its Astroneer vision with a grand social experiment.

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"Goberto, a perpetually armoured cliff of a man, gets a bonus for being equipped with cheese. Fill his bag with Wensleydale, point him towards the entrail-eating rabbit that’s been terrorising local villagers, and witness history being made." report.wand.com/previews/ana...

Anarchy reigns in Sovereign Tower’s willfully weird Arthurian dating and management RPG - The Wand Report

Wild Wits Games hands you the keys to a kingdom in Sovereign Tower and then scarpers once you become responsible for its citizens’ happiness.

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"Pragmata makes you feel absolutely awesome in the moment, formidable and ingenious all at once. The game evokes the character of distinctive Xbox 360/PS3/GC era shooters such as P.N.03, Binary Domain, or Vanquish. It’s a welcome return to a highpoint for the genre." report.wand.com/reviews/prag...

PRAGMATA Review - The Wand Report

PRAGMATA Review - Capcom invokes the golden era of momentum-driven third-person shooters with a brand-new IP which feels like an instant classic.

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