Deleted the wrong thing. Had to retake the pic. #tummytuesday

What song are you obsessed with, at the moment? This has been mine for the majority of this year: youtu.be/INLxkrfbjr8?...

Shorter version of earlier video. I should point out that my fingers have some serious nicotine stains. #moaningmonday

Show us who's really running your Bluesky

I need a simple fix for nicotine stained fingers. I'm still shaking from this one. #moaningmonday #nsfw

Finally got around to doing this and it's going to double as my #monochromemonday #monomonday post. The moaning Monday post is coming later.

More than a few.

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On main, I think I'm super funny, but the jokes I'm happiest with get something like 1 like, while the jokes that I felt were too easy get tons of likes. I wonder if CBS is hiring sitcom writers.

Last one, from the vault:

I thought I had made my best video but realized I fucked up the camera. It's all trash now. So here are two of my final thwobacks. I don't know if I have any more after this. Seriously. This video took it out of me.

Wondering if my use of, "It's all good," in the team Teams chat, gives away that I'm stoned. In my head, it sounds like Mattew McConaughey saying it.

Man! That delivery driver was clearly jealous of the joint I was smoking on the front porch.

I'm bored and stuck at work, so here's blonde me. Oh..blonde me was a while ago. Idk. I wasnt blonde this year or last so, this is at least 2 years old.

I don't take many close-ups because I'm not much of a fan of close-ups, but when in Rome (fcf)... #feralfriday #fcf

The last two minutes of my earlier post.

Playing with a toy. Idk what else to put. No pretense; this is me masturbating with a stroker. As usual, I'll put up the 'finale' (without all the build up) before I go to bed.

The aftermath of the video I just did. Those shits take forever to upload though, so it'll be a sec.

Manifesting boobs in my face

Throwback & thigh Thursday. 2 birds and all that. Doing throwback because I am FAR too cold to take off my clothes, right now.

I change my PFP fairly often, not to try to get attention or confuse people, but because I'm really indecisive about it.

Didn't feel like making a video today, but I did take a pic of a certain kinda drip. Thinking I'll save it for feral Friday.

The other side of yesterday's shower post... but I made it blue!

Hopped over to Facebook. The Republican crash out comments are as good as porn.

Haven't had a chance to take any pictures today, but I wanted to jump onto this blue bandwagon. Good job America. Do this every election day, all the while, pushing everything further left, during the primaries.

The final, approximately, 2 minutes of the earlier video that I posted.

Played a little bit of dress-up today.

My first ever soapy show pics. Arranging the camera was easier than I had anticipated.

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