Ian
@ian.trashbin.io
Python/C# developer by day, silly guy by night Working (slowly) on a game called Skeleton Cave.
The best part about this is its all on the cartridge which means I can buy it used which means I don't have to give Microslop any money to enjoy one of my favorite games of all time 😌
The gates of Oblivion are opening... The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered launches on Nintendo Switch 2 on Aug 11! Watch the full trailer: ninten.do/6016vshIC
I'm going to start my own Criterion Closet but with trash movies. I tend to consider myself an expert when it comes to movies so bad they're good and they should be treasured.
Doja Cat clipped through my mount at Camp Drybone (real)
Doja Cat on ffxiv, what will they think of next?
For unknown reasons, I remembered how fucking stupid my room looked when I was a teen. I had a Silent Hill 3 poster, a Sonic the Hedgehog 2 poster, a cutout of a Quiznos sandwich, and a Family Guy poster where I colored their pupils in to be very large with a permanent marker. (MS paint rendition)
I have a sheet of paper on my desk and this is the only doodle I've made on it. It stares at me every day.
I hope on FB to check out marketplace and my entire feed is just alt try accounts crying about Mamdani. What the hell is this "algorithm"? No wonder people who are chronically on that site are dumb as shit 🥴
I got Fitness Boxing 3 the other day and I need you to hear this inspirational MIDI Fall Out Boy cover
I'm a simple man. I see recommended youtube videos of doctors popping boils/cysts, I click on it 😌
>Pour fruity drink >Turn away for 2 seconds >Dead fruit fly floating on the surface of said drink
They looksmaxxed the Warrior of Light what the hell 😭
A 3D head shot of the Warrior of Light:
Can't even describe to you the whiplash I felt seeing this on the TVs at the K-BBQ joint a few years ago
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This might be the most beautiful retro computer I have seen. Like, I know its garbage in 2026 but if I ever came across one I'd be really hard for me to not give it a home 👀
There's something very humiliating about carrying a cup of your own warm piss (with no lid) out of a bathroom and handing it to another person 😔
Something I realized looking through old gaming magazines is that this particular style of anime girl no longer exists. Just like the dinosaurs, the city of Pompeii, and 3d Doritos they have become extinct and lost to time.
I forget what the name was but there was a magical place in Brooklyn that I must go back to one day. Imagine a giant basement full of like 50 food trucks of varied sorts. It was like a dream.