Ian

@ian.trashbin.io

Python/C# developer by day, silly guy by night Working (slowly) on a game called Skeleton Cave.

I'm going to start my own Criterion Closet but with trash movies. I tend to consider myself an expert when it comes to movies so bad they're good and they should be treasured.

For unknown reasons, I remembered how fucking stupid my room looked when I was a teen. I had a Silent Hill 3 poster, a Sonic the Hedgehog 2 poster, a cutout of a Quiznos sandwich, and a Family Guy poster where I colored their pupils in to be very large with a permanent marker. (MS paint rendition)

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I hope on FB to check out marketplace and my entire feed is just alt try accounts crying about Mamdani. What the hell is this "algorithm"? No wonder people who are chronically on that site are dumb as shit 🥴

This might be the most beautiful retro computer I have seen. Like, I know its garbage in 2026 but if I ever came across one I'd be really hard for me to not give it a home 👀

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There's something very humiliating about carrying a cup of your own warm piss (with no lid) out of a bathroom and handing it to another person 😔

Something I realized looking through old gaming magazines is that this particular style of anime girl no longer exists. Just like the dinosaurs, the city of Pompeii, and 3d Doritos they have become extinct and lost to time.

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I forget what the name was but there was a magical place in Brooklyn that I must go back to one day. Imagine a giant basement full of like 50 food trucks of varied sorts. It was like a dream.