I think we are in rats’ alley, where the dead men lost their bones.

I kind of resent being told how much potential I had when I was a kid. That was basically just kicking present me in the balls over and over again

I really dig Curry Barker and I'm sure I'm going to like this movie, but it's weird to me that we make something like this a news item. It's literally just the name of the movie in green letters. Think we could have skipped this one.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 7h ago

First logo for Curry Barker's next film ‘ANYTHING BUT GHOSTS’ • Follows 2 con artists whose fake ghost hunting business spirals out of control after encountering a real ghost • Starring Curry Barker, Cooper Tomlinson, Aaron Paul & Bryce Dallas Howard • In theaters on May 7, 2027

Do you like bats at sunset?

Organizing the movie collection...

I think I would rather tongue kiss a hornet's nest than watch The Social Reckoning.

Every time I see a recipe that calls for a stick or a half stick of butter I get vaguely frustrated because I have never bought butter by the stick. I don't even know if they sell it in Canada & it doesn't matter because I've never bought it. Just say the volume. We don't need bundles or hogsheads.

Bingo Caller: Under the B, 4. B 4. At least one person in every Bingo Hall in the entire world: And after! *assorted chuckling*

I feel like there's only one or two empty photos left in this sequence before this guy shows up.

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 12h ago

Conservative commentator Katie Zacharia has replaced Karoline Leavitt as Trump's White House Press Secretary.

A thing I like is signing up for a website that makes me log in every time and then it sends a confirmation text to my phone every time so I can type that in and check the "remember me on this device" box every time.

i couldn't afford a starship so I just have this beat up nebula schooner that keeps getting ET's stuck to the hull. One time I had an ALF in the galley. Fuckin' sucks.

Long story short, I'm sure they're all lovely women and any other time I would be happy to get to know them but tonight was supposed to be a haunted house night, not haunted...uh... hos.

You guys ever heard of a French toast-style grilled cheese? Where you assemble your grilled cheese sandwich but then dip it in a mix of tomato soup and egg until the bread is saturated, French toast-style, then cook it as usual?

Live Laugh Lou Bega

Dracula seemed like a romantic but, in the end, we was just a suck boy.

*releases the kraken* Kraken's Owner: Awww, what the heck? Why'd you do that?? He was supposed to stay in the yard for...fuck sakes.

You gotta give!!

Indiana Jones an the Old Man Sounds When You Get Up Off the Toilet

A conspiracy theory I believe is true is that no one actually likes the taste of beer, they just pretend to because they see other people doing it. Ooh, the hops in this are so *gags* bitter. But, uh, citrusy! Is that pamplemousse I taste??

What are we even doing here?

Judging from reviews, Mike Flanagan's Carrie is amazing/garbage and well worth watching/well worth avoiding because it brings so much new stuff to the table/completely fucks the story. I dunno, I only saw one episode so far but I dug it. I think Flanagan makes solid, emotion-driven horror.

A brief performance

Imagine the ad copy that they rejected before settling on this version.

The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦@thehobo.bsky.social · 16h ago

The most popular thing I ever Tweeted (to the best of my recollection) was about how I once got ghosted by an older woman who saw her shame manifest in me. 8.8 million people viewed this. Good for me.

Me: I bet SpongeBob calls it "rolling the dice" when he jerks off. Ya know...cuz they're little squares. Bus Driver: Please, it's been an hour, i'm begging you to stop and just take a seat. ... Bus Driver: And they're cubes, not squares.

Me: Did you just slam a witch named Doug in the ditch behind my Dragula? I never said that! Chatgpt: You're right, that's on me. I should gave done what you asked the first time.

Firmus Dickus was the second son of Bigus Dickus, if i recall my history.

CNBC@cnbc.com · yesterday

Nvidia-backed Aussie AI firm Firmus withdraws historic IPO, citing market volatility

Good lord, there's a Newfie horror series starring Josh Hartnett on Netflix. No offense to my East Coast countrymen, but that accent does not lend itself to suspense or terror.

Sometimes I see people riding a bike with a dog on a leash so the dog runs alongside them and I wonder what happens when the dog has to pee. Because you are inevitably going to drag that dog for a bit, aren't you?

I know a lot of people are being critical of this, but if there's one thing I love, it's when the biggest fucking losers try to make art because that just means the other losers will force themselves to watch it, and it's like some sort of self flagellation.

👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻@britculpsapp.bsky.social · yesterday

“at least things can’t get worse” [monkeys paw curls finger] consequence.net/2026/10/rose...