Oh what a beautiful day to be a fan of the Stanley Cup champion Carolina Hurricanes, the only team to bring me joy in my simi cursed North Carolina fan experience. I hope a beloved internet figure doesn't examine the ownership group and force introspection.

Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 6h ago

Today on Phantom Island: @highkin.bsky.social joins me to discuss what Tom Dundon's history with the Carolina Hurricanes does (and doesn't) tell us about how things might play out with his new acquisition - the Portland Trail Blazers. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

What in the name of Martin Luther did the White Sox do to Boston?

Sara, no H@syntherella.bsky.social · 21h ago

Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?

Okay i know your trapped if the cat sits on your lap, but what about your car?

Mr. President, it has come to our attention the Iranians have acquired a new lauch system, the "Tarik Skubal", currently being used to attack shipping in the straight of Hormuz. Here is the layout of the launch facility.

Okay the @rifftrax.com MST3K reboot is taking an unexpected direction but im not mad at it

The Far Side Bot@farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d ago

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/1 Nature films that Disney test-marketed but never released.

Look ive always looked side eyed at Christian Pulisic but calling him an appeal to children is a little harsh.

Norm Charlatan@normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2d ago

My World Cup McDonald’s cup quest has now ended. I finally got the hero I was seeking, even though I also had to get some sort of fake marketing creature cooked up to make soccer appealing to children.

Its a great show of charity, a life changing chance for the youth to see a better life is possible through the medium of basketball. Hats off to the government of the Bahamas to get these poor college students out of Valparaiso.

Mid-Major Madness@mid-majormadness.bsky.social · 2d ago

Valporasio is on their 2026 Bahamas Foreign Tour, and we will be bringing you the details courtesy of sophomore Rakim Chaney’s report on the trip. Catch the Day 1 blog, and keep up all week for more! www.midmajormadness.com/missouri-val...

Alberta will never beat the "Texas North" aligations.

(insert indycar pun)@openwheel.racing · 2d ago

Shoutout to the University of Calgary for winning the NASCAR iRacing Championship over all the American teams.

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A mom at a British deodorant counter with her teenage son

Andy Tulin (Subscribe to The Post Presence version)@andytulin.net · 3d ago

Lynx. Don’t.

If people will keep giving me money, I won't have to get a real job. Join my patron!

The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 7mo ago

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns

SO I HAD ONE PINT (WHAT) THREE PINTS (WHAT) SIX LIMBAS BREADS (WHAT) FIVE BOWLS OF PIPE WEED (WHAT) AND DECIDED DENATHOR SOMEBODY NEEDS TO BITE TOUR HEAD LIKE A TOMATO.

Daniel Dockery@dandock.bsky.social · 4d ago

"Yes, this is what I intended." - JRR Tolkien

We are two years from Furukawa turning to camera and saying "this will be the last content of the presentation"

James Miller@16bitirl.bsky.social · 4d ago

Movie theater innovations.

Look I made this as a joke, why is the times making it relevant? "Nobody stole me cheese gromit "

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4d ago

“The Odyssey” is selling out in all formats at all times of day — including baby-friendly matinees, which are packed with newborns and frazzled parents desperate for some normalcy.

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Flashback: Your Weekly History Quiz, August 1, 2026

Can you sort 8 historical events?

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In 1860, samurai got absolutely piss drunk with James Buchanan

Hoover Street Rag@hooverstreetrag.org · 5d ago

You know what, be the change you want to see in the world: ------ I believe that we all have favorite random facts that we know and love. Share one of your favorite random facts in the hopes that someone else will learn the cool thing. * Atlanta is further west than Detroit.

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Dave Jorgenson@davejorgenson.bsky.social · 6d ago

we are now doing remakes of movies that were barely decent to begin with www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JcH...

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...

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So for people of a certain age, the bit from SpongeBob where squidward lives in a gated community, they dont play mad world.

Thats right, Alfs Hog is controlled opposition

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 7d ago

Well, this explains a lot of your behavior. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/b...

Finally athletic success for the people of Brooklyn

Devin Heroux@devinheroux.bsky.social · last wk.

GOLD FOR CANADA 🇨🇦 SARAH MITTON DOES IT AGAIN The pride of Brooklyn, Nova Scotia wins back-to-back Commonwealth Games shot put gold. A dominant competition today. Canada now has 14 gold medals in Glasgow.

This picture finally made me realize something that had been bothering me. The trophy looks like the beer taps for a terrible themed bar.

Jake Kocorowski@jakekoco.bsky.social · last wk.

Made it down to Big Ten football media days here in Chicago. A LOT to come from Badger Observer today. Remember $2/month or $20/year: badgerobserver.com/oneyear

Gromit, I think nobody stole me cheese!

Todd in the Shadows@shadowtodd.bsky.social · last wk.

And honestly I'm not convinced that the movie agrees with Odysseus that the old ways were all that great. Odysseus grapples with violating "Zeus's law" but we see that he used Zeus's law as an excuse to ransack villages and steal the Cyclops's cheese.

Iggy Pop is JUNGLE LAW

Dave Jorgenson@davejorgenson.bsky.social · last wk.

Absolutely obsessed with the website for this local KC lawyer. Better Call Saul on steroids. It’s so insane and unhinged and I love it. www.junglelaw.com

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer

WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I w...

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Im sorry the "my utopia is a Jerking off train car" is literally a Futurama bit

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social John Carpenter recently had an interview about his time at WKU “Everything I know about evil I learned in that small town of Bowling Green, Kentucky.” Does that make Big Red the Ur monstrosity?

‘Everything I know about evil I learned in that small town’: John Carpenter on terrifying the world with Halloween, The Thing and The Fog

At 78, the king of horror and sci-fi movies is as much of a rebel as ever. He talks about creativity, compromise (he’s not a fan) and how he became addicted to moviemaking

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@stevengodfrey.bsky.social how did it feel to watch the single wing slowly seep into yesterday's yahoo show?

Is this the hat man everyone keeps talking about?

Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2w ago

just a quick reminder that this is Phil Mickelson's *official* LIV tour photo