Dear Samsung, When you update my phone, don't change my fucking settings. I was not prepared for the violent white assault on my eyes and the clown suit inspired keyboard. Fuck you.
pk the talkie tankie engine.
@icanthelpyou.bsky.social
He/him/asshole. 1312, LAND BACK, 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 🇮🇷🇨🇺 Toddler Marxist but baby Autonomist Marxist. Too much theory not enough praxis. Let's build shit motherfuckers. Founding member of Southern Cumfart/Ska-lee Hardon&band member of Bob Balaband.
Season 5 ep 1 @ 20:27 mark of Futurama is where Trump learned his dance moves.
I'm a big fan of turtles and Bender and Bender's love of turtles.
Some ppl look like really cute mice. Deal with it.
Today my thumb learned that Ninja Blender blades can stab and slice. Never realize how much you use your thumbs until you can only use one.
Not being able to shower before work already makes me feel disgusting. Not being able to shower bc I've spent too much time pooping makes it feel even worse.
As devastated I am about yesterday, it's been really cool and comforting seeing how much she meant to other ppl.
Nothing proves the WNBAs infiltration of trans women like there being literally none, so a washed up cis male former player claims to identify as a woman so he can join the WNBA. He will literally be doing what he says he's against. Make it make sense. Please give him a permaban WNBA.
You motherfuckers are beautiful.* *not all of you. Just certain people.
Make anti-trans statements, remain a low to mid at best player with shitty views or be like Natasha Cloud, post good stats AND is a vocal ally!
Completely useless story time... The first time I bought Tillamook cheese, it was only because the mook part. Which is one of my favorite things to call ppl. That is all. You're welcome for wasting those precious seconds it took.
The problem with pork n beans is you cannot improve them.
My first experiment with mashed cauliflower was terrible. I over peppered and used too much garlic. Now, my meatloaf tastes freezer burnt despite looking and smelling fine when I opened the meat. :(
My favorite part about SM is you'll post something you think is very witty or well thought out and get zero likes. Then you can just comment the word poop and get like 387 of them. Amazes me in the best way possible, every time.
I'm going to tell my grandkids this is Jojo Siwa.
Me, crying like Whitebeard: THE TONY SNELL STATLINE IS REAAAAAAAAL
Kevin Tompkins@ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 2w agoI don't know if anyone needs to hear this right now but I'll post it anyways. The wizard of oz is capitalist propaganda.
Brb. Swallowing all my ADHD meds to write an essay on how neurotypicals should shut the fuck and stop commenting on our medical needs. I don't say anything about your floppy dick disease, don't comment on me taking Adderall to improve my quality of life bc I can maintain relationships bc of it.
My favorite part about prepping veggies is that it smells like delicious cucumber, bell pepper, celery, onion for awhile.
Why are Eugenics fans always the ugliest motherfuckers?
Today's upsetting moment was having to continue to drive a shit ass rental car that I detest. One that was cleaned so well that you can make out a whole ass handprint on the windshield when the sun is beaming on it, the air freshener stinks and they didn't even put air in the tires.
You'd think after 40 years of being a sweaty motherfucker, my body would adjust it's settings. But nah.
You could say I live dangerously. I had chocolate milk.
Sunday funday is knife sharpening day. Unless I cut myself, then it's slightly less funday.
I think i ate too much apple. Envy apples are so delicious and so big though.
For the first 48 years of American history, they didn't even believe in dinosaurs. Idiots.