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Detective Fin

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Sharing new drugs discovered on Law and Order SVU.

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Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 6h ago

Coroner found traces of muscle relaxers and CBD. Dealers are callin' it Sugary Wrap. It's a drug Wrap from Silverlake.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 14h ago

Turns out that joint was laced with soil and sauerkraut. They're callin' it Sandbox Cocktail.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 22h ago

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Cyber Chalk. Dude was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly he was announcin' the engagement to his sex robot Seth.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · yesterday

They're callin' it Hyundai Tarts. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at the BK Lounge covered in chlorine.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 2d ago

Melinda says she was wacked out on some new drug called Bouncing Powder. Found her naked on a stoop yellin' "Hide me from the mannequins!"

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 2d ago

Kids are callin' it Pretendo Dumplings. She set a dumpster on fire behind a Sizzler and huffed the fumes until she thought she was bein' chased by Dwayne Johnson ridin' a giant sea lion.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 2d ago

It's called Plastic Rumble. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a conference room gettin' paid to stare at scented candles.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 3d ago

Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Subway Footballs. Found her naked in Central Park yellin' "I think I finally understand finance executives!"

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 3d ago

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Sink Fever. Dude was givin' a keynote speech about usin' AI to change diapers, suddenly he was rollin' out the door on an electric unicycle.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 3d ago

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Filthy Chunks. Chick was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly she was buck naked sayin' 'It's fine, this is all just a simulation.'

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 4d ago

Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Toilet Snaps. Found her naked in the back of a horse drawn carriage screamin' "Why are my hands velcro?!"

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 4d ago

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Beautiful Wedge. Dude was givin' a TEDx talk on makin' NFTs of Burt Bacharach, suddenly he was rollin' out the door on an electric unicycle.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 4d ago

Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Gutter Sod. Found her naked at a Motel 6 whisperin' "Why are my hands play-doh?"

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 5d ago

They call it Aunti Walrus, It's made from French fries and Ambien. Found this chick in a dumpster wearin' nothin' but a tie dye vest buildin' a diorama of a shawarma shop.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 5d ago

Kids are callin' it Space Buddah. He set a dumpster on fire behind a Jiffy Lube and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by Macho Man Randy Savage ridin' a giant basset hound.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 5d ago

Street name is Walrus Bromicide, It's made from seaweed and Ambien. Found this dude at the post office wearin' nothin' but a green bolo tie buildin' a diorama of a Chipotle.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 6d ago

Dr. Warner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Doojee Sand. Found her naked at a petting zoo screamin' "The Dalmatians made me do it!"

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 6d ago

Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Silent Rippers. Found him naked at a Daoist temple screamin' "I think I finally understand crossing guards!"

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 6d ago

Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Puppy Ice. Found her naked on a tricycle whisperin' "The leather daddies made me do it."

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 7d ago

Coroner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Sticky Snax. It's made from pepper and vaseline.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · 7d ago

Turns out that joint was laced with banana peels and Arby's. It's called Regret Patties.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

Toxicology says she was high on somethin' called Star Spangled Stardust. It's a boner pill for bald eagles.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

Street name is Walrus Shooters, It's made from DDT and Ambien. Found this dude in Central Park wearin' nothin' but a burgundy bolo tie giving himself a tattoo of a stack of Goombas.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

They're callin' it Dragon Walrus, It's made from salvia and Ambien. Found this chick on a greyhound bus wearin' nothin' but a clay bra buildin' a diorama of a HomeTown Buffet.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Biker's Buddah. Found him naked at a Daoist temple whisperin' "Help me, the guidance counselors made my skin vinyl."

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Silent Blackout. Chick was pitchin' her startup for onigiri restaurants staffed by animatronic antelopes, suddenly she was rollin' out the door on an electric unicycle.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

Melinda says he was high on somethin' called Murder Energy. It's an anti-anxiety pill for sugar gliders.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

Toxicology says he was high on somethin' called Shoe Bromicide. Picked him up in Harlem after tryin' to rob a hookah lounge with a porkchop.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

Lab says she OD'd on somethin' called Robo Pies. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed naked except for a burlap blindfold, tied to Pepper the robot.

Detective Fin @icetsvu.bsky.social · last wk.

Street name is Rainy Day Cartwheels. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at a Mervyns covered in rubbing alcohol.