MACHINE ID: V1
@ichorcoatedplating.bsky.social
YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME. (MUSE USES SHE/IT/THEY PRONOUNS.) ic: https://www.tumblr.com/haydenator888/824873967804448768/iron-star-clad-in-sapphire-blazing-streak-of strawpage: https://ichorcoatedplating.straw.page #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
WHY ARE YOU BEING A WEIRD LITTLE FREAK
slicks hair back
⠀ 【 @ichorcoatedplating.bsky.social 】 【 The Knight looked at the V1Tea. It's just blood and oil. Against its better judgement, it shrugged, and took a sip anyway. 】 【 It has always kind of been a fan. 】 【 SOMEHOW, +30 HP???? Probably +Digestive health problems, as well. 】 ⠀
] i never even considered julie could be a butch lesbian. maybe i am a bad person
TERMINAL. TERMINAL LOAD THE IMAGES I CAN'T SEE. TERMINAL.
ooc: i can't justify buying this but I really want the gaboobs mousepad
Sometimes in this line of work something really special comes along, something so meaningful and important that you feel you can't let it go no matter what. In this case there's two of them.
ooc: oooughe corporate clash update.... tooning my town...
ooc: calculating what kind of ultrakill attacks various knight attacks would be in terms of if they're blue flash or melee parry or would be magenta or not btw. for fun.
WHY ARE THE PEOPLE IN HOMETOWN TRYING TO KILL A CHILD
I COULD GO FOR A VIRTUE OR TWO RIGHT NOW THEY GOT A YUMMY HOLY KICK TO THEM WITHOUT BEING AS LOUD AS SOME OTHER ANGELS. OR AS ANNOYING AS PROVIDENCES.
⠀ 【 @ichorcoatedplating.bsky.social 】 ⟢ The Perfect Engine of War. ⟢ alternatively ⟢ The Fourth Horseman. ⟢ i played ultrakill alright i know whats up ⠀
"Cannibalism is metaphor for love" "Cannibalism is a metaphor for lust" when can we talk about cannibalism beinf a metaphor for I'm So fucking. Hungry
ooc: hmmm gimme a bit to think. I was tempted to just go for the gag of using emmet but no
ooc: oubgh my little microchip it is 1 minute old. this is the "v1 but it's genuinely just a child" acc idea I've had
TEMP PINNED when the child is soldier PENNED BY #NOIRSTRUCK
ooc: I like how small fraud makes v1 seem. it makes it feel like I'm being generous by having v1 be 4'6.
I'D BE LESS MAD ABOUT THE BOTS I DON'T AFFILIATE WITH HAVING THIS HANDLE IF IT WAS A PORNBOT