On God

⚜️Baldgood Marshall@freshlogic.blacksky.app · 3w ago

I need to see a photo of Jolene, b/c explain it to me like I’m a 5 year old.

This is true though

Sbooks@bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · last mo.

Being in love is some form of psychosis. I don’t say this lightly or in jest.

Niggas asking for proof of me being at Jury duty as if id willingly lie about $35 measly dollars a day.... No way we're dead ass? Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Trump and his team REALLY mismanaged COVID, killed over 1 million Americans, and MFS really said "yeah, let's run that back" that has ALWAYS stuck with me.. Crossposted with @openvibe.social

80mph? Yeah that's why I hate this type of heat

Big Mama, RN, BSN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️@unproblematicaj.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Bye

70% humidity in 2026 doesn't feel the same as 70% humidity in 2006... Then again I'm 38 instead of 18 🤣🤣🤣 Crossposted with @openvibe.social

My mom is currently in LA and she was like "Damn I'm happy I took THIS week in la" MOM FUCK YOU LMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO

Msviintage@msviintage.bsky.social · 2mo ago

We aren’t even seeing summer weather yet in LA. Today might be our first 80 degree day in weeks. It’s been in the 70’s. Just means August & September we will be getting roasted 🥹

Because white people are trash.

King Leo@nywiseass.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Why is African mythology considered witchcraft and Greek mythology ain’t?

I’ve been alive long enough to see small bags of chips go from 4/$1 to 3/$2… boy capitalism is smoking Mandingo DICK

It’s legit too hot to be water choosy lmao

Paris ♡@celfieparie.selfhosted.social · 2mo ago

Sorry guys y'all just might have to grab that Dasani on a day like today

No hot girl summer for you

This sounds like some @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app type shit

Our Man Tho 🇻🇮 🇵🇷@hitdogsholler.com · 2mo ago

Sold the M4 iPad Pro on eBay for $1400 and bought the M5 iPad Pro for $1269 on a Prime Day sale 😌 #QuickMaths

Like baby the app was already open

RSJ.@theonlyrsj.blacksky.app · 2mo ago

Lordt. 🤣🤣🤣 If I have your number, you’ll be getting my greeting via text, voice note, or call, first. It’s how I’ve always been. With social media being the first outreach, I wouldn’t make that much of a big deal out of it, at least you acknowledged it. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Can’t sleep through the night i still see your face in the glass

Independent children are the worst

TCG@itstcg.blacksky.app · 2mo ago

We need some comedy. Today it finally happened. Early this mornin....Huddy busts in. "Daddy what were you doing to mommy's body?" WE. WERE. MORTIFIED.

That’s what I’m trying to figure out

Reincarnated! I'm a Star Gazer (aka David)@ncred.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Is it the app or my cellular service today?

Ribs, hot links, chicken, steak all goin on the grill today.

The New Day Wwe

ALT: The New Day Wwe

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Healing

Ooey ✨️@ooeygooee.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What did you finally start doing that you'd been putting off?

MF Google said one of the hottest people days in the last 12 years.... Which is VERY true Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Also, stop edging us when it comes to the whole auditing the government shit... MFS keep talking about "oh if the Dems win it spells disaster for everyone" So maybe just... IDK stop being pieces of shit and actually serve the public you're supposed to serve? Crossposted with @openvibe.social

"Trump has earned $1 billion from his crypto ventures" Like can you stop telling us shit we already are aware of? Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Lunch from 4 days back isn't a key memory

BeautifulHooligan💋@thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 3mo ago

It’s amazing my brain can remember this but not what I ate for lunch 4 days ago 🙂

Celtics have health issues, do they not?

theSoreWinner@thesorewinner.bsky.social · 3mo ago

the wild wild east…gonna be a season. it’s still #KNICKS #KnicksBlueSkies #KnicksSky tho. tool up. 👊🏽💥

🤣🤣🤣

La Girafe@lashawndab.blacksky.app · 3mo ago

Is mercury in boosiefade? I started my period and my electronics just broke.

That's tough

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Legendary actor Danny Glover reveals on TODAY that he’s been living with Alzheimer’s disease:

They stay in my shoulder bag... So in a sense. Yes

ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ@killlthehype.blacksky.app · 3mo ago

Black people: Do you have lotion or other toiletries in your car? Im trying to see something...

Capitalism getting a message?

Our Man Tho 🇻🇮 🇵🇷@hitdogsholler.com · 3mo ago

Raising your prices by $20 because you're not getting the volume of customers since your last price hike feels like you're not getting the message.

He'd have to possees a moral compass to care.

leftylady.bsky.social@leftylady.bsky.social · 3mo ago

If you owe a woman $5 million for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.

Is playing in outrageous heat not normal on the pitch?

Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis@kendrawrites.com · 3mo ago

Question. It is going to be 103F (40C) on July 4th in Philadelphia. It is my understanding the stadium is not air conditioned. Are they really going forward with the World Cup match?

Reminded him that he's a rapist? Or that he fell off the motorcycle? Both are instant blocks

Monkey D. Kewchie@astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Lmao!