Recently:

I got a start posting on here more, twitter is raising my cortisol levels.

Morgan showed me the three episode run of Catfish: Trolls, a truly fascinating failure of a show. It hits Twitch streamers (who work it out, cynically), two stans, and then runs right into “Sometimes, the internet incentivizes terrible people. Sometimes people are just relentlessly mean.” That’s it.

I was okay with you parking your bike behind the bar, but you’re gonna ask me if we’ve got fernet at this strip club? I’m sorry sir but you have to leave

I have never wanted Florida to fail like I do right now 🕊️

𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙨@idiotfetus.bsky.social · 2y ago

Currently have the 2nd highest chance of winning my group. My path to win is if Duke's team all perish in a plane crash (possible?)

Currently have the 2nd highest chance of winning my group. My path to win is if Duke's team all perish in a plane crash (possible?)

𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙨@idiotfetus.bsky.social · 2y ago

checking my bracket

checking my bracket

Me vs Me

none of my posts on bluesky have gone viral yet because all of my followers are the fucking worst

hating from a cracked orb with an empty cauldron

old ass film from a long time ago

feels insane to start a roll of film and august and finish it in january to develop it mid february like everything is changed and everything is different

my perspective

my neighborhood with @idiotfetus.bsky.social

life update: erm, yeah... it's been good.

I only post like this if I'm wasted

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2y ago

one of the most baffling internet personas someone can adopt is where you say stuff like "hey guys! this is your banana auntie checking in to say, drink water and don't slouch"

@idiotfetus.bsky.social took this great photo of @pattmerrin.bsky.social & I from quite an impressive distance last night

amazing

mfw ಠ⁠ᴥ⁠ಠ

me pouring out the 2nd full pot of coffee I made today remembering I also have to do all the dishes first thing in the morning so other people can ask for coffee they won't drink

𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙨@idiotfetus.bsky.social · 2y ago

I love that part of my job is being urgently requested to make a pot of coffee for a meeting in 15 mins that no one drinks at all and I have to pour out afterwards

I love that part of my job is being urgently requested to make a pot of coffee for a meeting in 15 mins that no one drinks at all and I have to pour out afterwards

the show

I gotta a feeling that tonights gonna be a good night

Thank u

take a walk right now you'll thank me later

controversial opinion: calling a woman a "rape apologist" for having sex with a man who is accused of SA is just socially acceptable slut shaming. why do you think this other woman couldn't have possibly fallen victim to the same tactics he used to take advantage of other women?

I have opinions about the current discourse, but all I'll say for now is one side is oh so deliciously wrong

Meow for me ?