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DALLON WEEKES FROM SLC

During the GLOOM DIVISION campaign, I had a zoom w the people who decide who gets to play late night network television. They asked me if I watch ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’. I said no. The meeting ended shortly thereafter & I was never on television again. Career advice, kids: Lie

I once got backstage passes for the manager of a famous band because his kids were fans. Someone saw me do it & sneered “I love watching you work”, like I’d made some brilliant career move. It confused me for a long time. Kindness isn’t a fucking strategy! Just be nice! Dickheads

Had a main stage set at Reading & Leeds yrs ago. A crew member volunteered to change my bass strings before we went on. He wound them backwards. I didn’t notice until we were walking onto the stage. Played the whole set like that. Same guy was later fired for assaulting our TM. lol

I’ve noticed that when you say exactly what you mean, neurotypicals often think that you’re “up to something”. Listen, If I ever have a secret plan, you’ll know about it because there will be a series of charts & graphs & a book of complicated & very specific instructions. Step 1: Fuck outta here

Just today: -Fix/replace bathtub drain -Install two light switches -Paint cabinets -Regular dad duties -Tour prep via a series of nonstop phone calls and emails -A bunch of other crap I can’t talk about here Y’all: DO SOMETHING!

Hawkins High: Green & White school colors for 4 seasons Graduation day: Orange. Vecna: “Leave Me Alone” Mind Flayer: “Find me” Hopper: ‘Let’s give these bastards the ‘ol Razzmatazz’ Ok, the last one was fake, but what the shit on the rest!? Sued!

Everyone should be punched in the face at least once in their life. One good punch to the face will teach you a few universal truths: -Instant humility -Youre tougher than you thought -Almost nothing in life is as scary as you imagined it -Respect for others so you dont get punched in the face again