Brady Russell being set up as the sacrificial lamb for the roster cuts episode
I keep forgetting that Super Bowl champion Drew Lock is on the Seahawks
you ever think about how the Seattle Football Seahawks fucking rule
Mike Macdonald’s son in a Witherspoon jersey is white smoke from the VMAC chimney
Mike Macdonald has never seen his own face because that would require making eye contact with the mirror
may all your priors remain unimpeached after our intensely-choreographed peek behind one small part of the curtain
McVay can build his superteam but unless he once again runs into the current-year version of the lucky-as-fuck Bengals he’s still not getting another ring
NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social · yesterdayAlbert Breer said that he thinks Aaron Donald is "coming back" and that he thinks he'll "play the whole season," via Dan Patrick.
“I remember the first time I had a hard knock, it was the summer of 1986…”
All of this and the chance to win back-to-back Super Bowls in division rivals’ stadia, what a time to be alive
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 2d agothe 2025 Seahawks were the #4 team of all time by DVOA, are on Hard Knocks starting this week, and also somehow have a credible “nobody believes in us” story for 2026. if you are not a strongly rooted NFL fan there’s plenty of room on the wagon
Contemplating applying for a job and the first question is “Is there any publicly available information about you online or in any other public domain that could lead a reasonable person to question your ability to act in a non-partisan, politically neutral manner and uphold election integrity?”
If ~3 of these 5 rookie/rookie-adjacent players make a real impact in 2026, I may have to finally apologise for some things I have said about John Schneider 1. Tory Horton 2. Bud Clark 3. Rylie Mills 4. Julian Neal 5. Jadarian Price
Seattle Seahawks@seahawks-bot.bsky.social · 6d agoTapped in. 🙂↕️ @toryhorton11 Powered by @Boeing
Mikey, baby, you are talking to a room full of people who are (a) on TV for a living and (b) generationally obsessed with live-streaming, you are the only person in that room fazed by the presence of cameras
SEAMILF??@justwhitney.bsky.social · 6d agoSuch a dork and I love him
incredible galaxy-brain decision by Microsoft to commit to owning two products called Copilot, one of which is very good and one of which is complete dogshit
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 6d agocannot overstate how much of people being put off of AI is specifically copilot’s fault
Replaying Assassin’s Creed Unity and chuckling every time a sans-culotte calls me a “bleedin’ conservative” or a “filthy moderate” in combat
I curse for a thousand generations the motherfucker who is currently playing hotel lobby muzak directly into my apartment over the building's emergency broadcast speaker
I’ve yet to actually see those fucking Meta glasses in the wild but I am getting so many ads for them that it seems vitally important that we make them so painfully embarrassing and/or actively unsafe to wear that no one in their right mind would dream of doing so
what is up with the snazzy new hammer patch, are the official football team of Woke 2 publicly displaying solidarity with unions
just went into a screening of Possession (1981) completely cold and what the actual fuck
someone needs to give their balls a tug and start a new Good Seahawks Podcast, pickings are getting slim
The quintessential Canadian experience in 2026 is saying “hey did you see [band] is playing in [nearby American city]?” and then agreeing neither of you like the band enough to deal with the jackbooted thugs