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Max Miller: When I was reported for child abuse, for my daughter, for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days, and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan

Michigan Primary Day!!! Please vote! Odds of winning according to betting markets... Polymarket: 98% Abdul El-Sayed Kalshi: 98.1% Abdul El-Sayed

OK so now all of the perverts gonna line-up for a peek up little girls skirts? WTAF WA. Whoever submitted this should be tarred and feathered and placed naked on public display and while there, give every person present a raw egg so they can pelt him.

Cwnidog@cwnidog.eurosky.social · 2d ago

“The measure doesn't specify who would perform the exams, who would pay for them, or how schools would carry them out…” And I trust it will crash & burn.

Kegsbreath: Let's remove all those Admirals, Generals and get rid of as many "woke" military as we can. Also Kegsbreath: Crowdsourcing military strategies from its rank and file...what could possibly go wrong. www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...

Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN Politics

The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas.

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It’s the guns!!! Imagine those 2 who shot at the shooter and not once did they hit their target. So now instead of 1 shooter sending bullets everywhere, you have 3. Those shots that missed…those had to land somewhere. Eliminate guns and bystander shooters are not necessary and safer for everyone

Armed bystander distracted gunman in fatal In-N-Out shooting

The shooter was identified as Chad Williams, 24. He fatally shot himself, authorities said at a news conference.

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lol

Palace have been vulnerable to attack for decades (Stuxnet likely a more famous one) and companies keep exposing them to the internet. They chose to not fix them and now here we are. www.cnn.com/2026/07/31/p...

Sweeping cyberattack on water systems in multiple states has US officials on edge | CNN Politics

Hackers have targeted water systems in several US states in a coordinated cyberattack that has caused some utilities to issue boil-water notices and switch to manual mode, taking their systems offline...

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I love that the cult is finding new and innovative ways to self-identify themselves to everyone 🤣 At least these are voluntary. www.cnn.com/2026/07/30/p...

State Department announces Trump passports will be available throughout the US | CNN Politics

The US State Department will now offer passports featuring President Donald Trump’s image on the inside cover at special events across the United States.

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The robots “collect data that could be leveraged by malign actors to surveil Americans, enhance the capabilities of foreign intelligence services, or to remotely commandeer the robots,” the document for the determination said. You mean like the US collects ALL data? www.cnn.com/2026/07/29/t...

China’s humanoid robots have been taking over the global market. Now the US is banning them | CNN Business

China, which supplies the vast majority of the world’s humanoid robots, has suddenly been cut off from its largest export market as the US government moves to curb its reliance on foreign technology.

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Imagine the fuckery of the US right now. The one guy who worked the hardest to save lives HAD to be pardoned to protect him from the GOP. Despite that pardon, the GOP is still going after him and may succeed in charging hiim. Americans wonder how others see them.

Bruh Grumpy Cat's Serious Look on Bed

Alt: Bruh Grumpy Cat's Serious Look on Bed

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It's a dumb idea to wipe your phone while it's in CBP custody. Instead: - Disable biometrics - Setup a 16+ long alpha pwd - Reboot phone b4 border (places it in pre-boot secure mode) - Disable all antennas (BT, Wifi, LTE - airplane mode not enough) - Know your rights www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...

U.S. activist facing ‘entirely unprecedented’ charges after phone wiped during airport search

An American activist is facing prosecution for allegedly using Canadian software to wipe the contents of his phone during an Atlanta airport search in a case legal experts describe as 'troubling' and ...

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So what do we think? Will this be a 6-3 or 5-4 decision by SCOTUS? www.cnn.com/2026/07/27/p...

Trump asks Supreme Court to let him curtail mail voting | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump asked the Supreme Court to allow the administration to move forward with implementing a sweeping executive order aimed at mail voting — setting up a major elections dispute at t...

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That's it. I'm done. This wins the internet today.

Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · last wk.

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It's Monday folks. Let's start the work week with a proper timeline cleanse 😁

Democrat Cats@democratcats.bsky.social · last wk.

Morning Kitten

Remember how MBS had Khashoggi lured & sawed into pieces because he didn't like being criticized by him? Remember how 15 of the 19 highjackers during 911 were Saudi citizens? tRump: Imma gonna give you fissile material and I'll show you how to use it and enrich it. www.ms.now/opinion/trum...

Opinion | Trump’s Saudi pact could be the the worst nuclear deal in history

Joseph Cirincione: The president’s generosity to Saudi Arabia — which has numerous lucrative deals with his family — threatens to unleash a flood of new nuclear programs.

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URGENT🚨 Arturo Quinonez Solis is a Navy veteran, who was detained on 7/18 at Camp East Montana. He just had heart surgery last month & is being denied his heart medication by ICE! #ICELawlessness He's pale & unwell & they're about to deport him. Call Sen Cruz & Cornyn & Rep. Escobar 202-224-3121

Seriously? Those fish? I've never seen that behaviour before.

Jonathan Slater@jonathanslater.bsky.social · 2w ago

Here. Have a better day

It starts with just one. If successful, they will likely use the secret proceedings with as many people as possible. Their only way of avoiding accountability. www.cnn.com/2026/07/23/p...

Trump has activated a secretive court for deporting ‘alien terrorists.’ Here’s what to know | CNN Politics

The court gives the government enormous latitude to keep secret – including from the person it is trying to deport – its reasons for believing an immigrant is a terrorist.

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I don't think this is going to be the win he hopes it is 🤣 Does he really think his base will ignore the fact that he started the war that's cost tens of billions of $? www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...

Trump considers cutting bait on Iran war to try to save the midterms: report

President Donald Trump was considering a total end to the Iran war for the sake of bailing out Republicans in the midterm elections, The Atlantic reported on Tuesday.This comes as none of the typical ...

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Jake must be working on another book. www.cnn.com/2026/07/22/p...

18 Days in Minnesota: The false claims, chaos and coverups behind the Trump administration’s killing of two American citizens | CNN Politics

This is the story of the 18 days between the killing of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, the highly questionable ways the Trump administration handled immigration enforcement and the shootings, and the agg...

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Uh oh. I think this is what's called a self-inflicted wound and OMFG am I here for it. 🤣 "The ruling opens Trump's finances across more than 400 companies to scrutiny by BBC attorneys" www.rawstory.com/trump-bbc-fi...

Trump $10 billion suit backfires as judge forces surrender of 'all' financial records

President Donald Trump's $10 billion BBC defamation suit backfired Tuesday when a federal judge used Trump's own damage claims to force the surrender of his financial records.U.S. Magistrate Judge Enj...

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So he’s advertising that the plane has gaping security holes, has confirmed what those holes are, and told his enemies that he will be flying the insecure craft for domestic trips? That sounds…bad. Is it bad? Maybe it isn’t bad after all?

Andrew Bird: Running with a Target on His Back

Alt: Andrew Bird: Running with a Target on His Back

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This seems like a really big deal! newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/ucl...

I LOLd for real 🤣

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 2w ago

Who did this? 🤣🤣

They've misspelled their own kid's name? Ugh! It's Alec Kneel Vance (they forgot the "k"). www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

JD Vance celebrates birth of his baby boy and reveals unique name

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"...fighting Communism" = Arrest and imprison all of those who oppose us. Does the GOP truly believe their base believes this?

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3w ago

Beyond absurd. A budget is a moral document.

Anybody ask how this would work? I mean he'll be protected by Gestap...er...Secret Service at the very least. NYPD gonna duke it out with the SS? Really...I'm interested. www.rawstory.com/zohran-mamda...

House GOP panics as Mamdani mulls arresting Trump ally

House Republicans lashed out at New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani Saturday after reports revealed that the rising star in the Democratic Party was actively considering arresting a key ally to Preside...

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Hey peeps, I get it. We hate cybertrucks. They are all fugly garbage bins. But frankly, we're making some big assumptions about this being a single male driver. Bitch about the truck ✅ Bitch about driver you're never seen ❌ Oh and btw, love the confidence in your post that you turn off comments 🤣