i am playing the ocarina of time again on my beautiful nintendo switch. i wonder who pierced link's ears while he is sealed away from time...

Incredible how every time one makes a lasagne the total mass of the ragu and the béchamel are precisely the volume of the pan you are using

Bridge@iebrdgt.bsky.social · 10h ago

gf showing the utmost deference for my very draining day by demanding that i make an entire lasagne from scratch

gf showing the utmost deference for my very draining day by demanding that i make an entire lasagne from scratch

head to toe uniqlo, u have never looked more flammable

Olga Tokarczuk. Vintage trench. Uniqlo HeatTech. London Overground. Windrush Line. Jazz Apple. Travel mug. Just another day in business..

business at birkbeck sales rep in fintech im wearing my roll neck uniqlo heattech

When I wear my Uniqlo HeatTech, business *is* pleasure.

slagging uniqlo in the streets, ordering vast quantities of commodity grade functional cotton underwear from uniqlo in the sheets

I really love bread with a little bit of tapenade on it

Three interviews today everyone say good health baby bridgey

Half a dozen curate's eggs... a spring chicken... tin of red herring... a bad apple... salt of the earth... humble pie... No, it's not my grocery list - though I wouldn't put it past me! In fact, this is a list of common idioms in English.

all vague and negative statements are veiled criticisms against me. all positive things directed precisely toward me are actually meant for somebody else 💅 while neutral sentiments dont involve me

Suffered a persona-busting meltdown attempting to convert a pages file into a pdf before running it through a public printer

I was able to distinguish in the face of my work coach his dawning sense that we have become overfamiliar with one another when i told him i was going to have a bubble bath

I think they must call it a 'grab bag' of monster munch bc you can more or less have them all in a single 'grab'

Say what you like about me but i have no sense of what the people want and make no effort to provide it which does make me something of an artist

Going to get some sort of pistachio ice cream and eat it on the heath now. Many would think this rather indulgent but dont yet know that I opened my birthday card from my nan a touch early and let’s just say I can afford one or two more evenings like this…

Bumped into a lovely young man who volunteered at my library every saturday and embarrassed myself by overestimating the passage of time drastically

My birthday is quite soon. I know you’ve probably already got me something but there would be no issues really if you also got me Something else

marlo@marlo.ooo · 3d ago

chat they made something in real life that i swear to god would be a shitpost i could have come up with almost a decade ago and i need people to mail me packs immediately as little gifts. do you know how badly i need 1993 Daphne on a trading card with her lil choker and flower skirt

no need for me to take a frasier character personality test. i already know the answer. and so do you. so why waste everybodys time with such things. unless, of course, i were to change over time. but i dont think that has happened lately. so: no frasier test for me

After another interview they said i was too accomplished for this job 🥪

Bridge@iebrdgt.bsky.social · last wk.

Interview was going very well before I was unable to prevent myself from a five minute tangent about the pre-packaged sandwiches episode of How It’s Made

Flat on your back, Kitten. Daddy’s going to check you for embedded ticks

Stumbled out of the woods into - genuinely - the largest gathering of Dads I have ever seen in my life

I have manipulated various arcane forces to make our camping trip in the Ashdown Forest and High Weald more textured and lively, darling. Savour the the rail replacements; a rare opportunity to touch the tapestries of my past

It is time once more to cross swords with the loss prevention officers at the second closest B&Q to my house

I wonder why it is that many struggle so with dating. Perhaps I should start an online university

Bridge@iebrdgt.bsky.social · 9mo ago

While on a date I was commissioned with the rescue of a little boy’s toy, stuck in a tree branch. His mother said ‘i think you’re the only person here tall enough to do this’. Whole thing looked like i’d set it up

Made some falafels. Hope I’m unemployed forever 🙂‍↔️

Malicious Eastbourne Moment

Robin Wilde@robinwilde.me · 7d ago

I actually know the answer to this and it's slightly insane. Google pulls from Wikipedia to determine if a place is a city, town, neighbourhood, whatever. Brighton's first line describes it as a "seaside resort" so Google Maps thinks it's a neighbourhood and doesn't display it in the "city" font.

Personally I feel like all I ever hear about is Covid and everyone I know is able to accurately and sensitively locate the things that are bad in their life now as a result