"if you tried to make the homeless bag lady from Home Alone chic".....ouch and 😂 as usual this is the tennis content we need

The Body Serve@thebodyserve.bsky.social · 2d ago

NEW EPISODE: "Stolen Chanel, Lock Her Up In Jail" You asked us about the Finals fits and ... Well! Next question! #1 Rybakina out; Carlos (and the court speed) breathe new life into Paris; Pegula gets caught on a hot mic doing what we all do in private thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/stolen-cha...

Wow. David Ferrer to coach Ruud? Very happy to see more of Daveeed. Absolutely no hair criticism there.

Still a no on headband/long hair Carlos but the tennis is fine.

I missed them all so much

Catching a few smiles and a Rafa "don't wanna lose" face and that's what I'll live on I guess

So far what I've learned is you pick Daveed as your doubles partner from this group

Daveed’s hair and Moya being handsome are constants you can count on

thanks for posting!

Cheryl Harris@cdh111.bsky.social · last mo.

The Rafa/Murray exho will be on the Tennis Channel app live at 11 am! (Hopefully, I will be able to watch it later on the app since my niece is getting married today and I'll be in transit tomorrow at that time.)

Literally the only important post on this whole site today. Same. Will go buy actual Euros if necessary.

TroubleFault@troublefault.bsky.social · last mo.

Please ping me if somebody figures out how to watch a live broadcast of the Academy Slam, everybodyguys. I will pay any amount of money to subscribe to any service anywhere at any time bc vamos siempre ok.

Andy Roddick taking that last American man win Slam status well into middle age

So when does Laver Cup start? 🤪

Well at least it’s not the black netting dress

Not sure there’s anything more stupid than serve clock discourse

Ugh

💯

The Body Serve@thebodyserve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I promise we don't need interviews with coaches during the match, never have.

So little drama commies discussing format and schedule changes. No crowd noise on tv it sounds like people are checking work email.

JMac is calling Zverev v. van de Zandschulp match. Which circle of hell are we in?

Coco is Houdini

As Rafa would say, is the true.

The Body Serve@thebodyserve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Men's tennis is a constant whack-a-vermin to avoid the ultimate rat king

Carlos must be from another planet that’s the only explanation

Amazing how much quieter Ashe is with people actually watching the tennis compared to Pegula v Navarro

Ben just hit a 149 mph serve wow

lol am I in for a third consecutive match TB

Signs of life

Maybe Foe needs all his matches in Armstrong

Noskova is a silent assassin it’s cool

In an unusual section as a guest today

Roig looking stressed

Omg stop letting McEnroe pronounce some of these names for the first time on air

Just wow wow wow