But, wait! It gets even more insane. Trump is currently "making the Best Deal in history" by sitting on the sidelines in soiled diapers. Trump has effectively disarmed the U.S. The only Golden Dome is the one atop his head. It's fake too. Smith's bestie is failing. #usapoli #abpoli

EXCLUSIVE: US has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war, sources say

The degree to which the military is running out of ATACMS and Precision Strike Missiles has not been previously reported.

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Blanche is a French feminine given name meaning "white" or "pure". It’s also the surname of a white, fully corrupt, U.S. official about to be confirmed as the next U.S. Attorney General. Same Blanche that lost all of Trump’s court cases. Keep up the good work, girl! #usapoli #abpoli #ableg

Harper couldn’t get to tidewater. Peter Principle Poilievre would have likewise screwed it up. Kenney couldn’t get it done. Liberals + NDP. Getting done what separatist idiots have been barking about for over a decade. The difference? Competence. #abpoli #ableg

Nah. I can easily get my daily quota of insanity straight from the UCP. No need for any cross-border shopping. #abpoli #ableg

LIVE: Trump signs executive orders

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CPAC GB: “I’d like to say welcome to Great Britain, but I’m afraid I have to say welcome to Broken Britain,” star speaker Nigel Farage said. “We’re actually engaged in a battle for the very soul of our nation.” Broken Britain. Canada is Broken. {Nigel, Poilievre, Smith} ⊆ IDU #abpoli #ableg

So many AB seppies showed up to protest PM Carney that the RCMP was compelled to dispatch two, count ‘em, two bicycles to quell the uprising. On the left, you’ll see two guys in baseball caps desperately wanting to fulfill the promise stickered to the rear window of their RAM. #abpoli #ableg

If anyone, anywhere has yet realize that the Trump Tariffs and Iranian War are merely market manipulations fabricated to enrich Trump and The Offspring, those anyones are idiots. Def’n: idiot (noun) Synonyms of idiot: 1: MAGA 2: Republican #usapoli

"Once people get used to the concept of paying out-of-pocket for more things themselves, then we can change the conversation on health care”. - Smith Taxes. So Clemency, when shall we get used to the concept of paying out-of-pocket for everything else making room for pet projects? #ableg #abpoli

Somebody forgot to rake. #abpoli

Markets are closed. Time to start bombing. #usapoli #trump #abpoli

There is nothing in the U.S. that is more politically sensitive than gas prices. Until now. Typicsally, 70% of the price of food on American tables is the cost of energy (S&P Global). Fertilizer, diesel, shipping, processing, etc. Behold! Thou shalt be stricken by pervasive inflation.

What is LONG and HARD in the confederate states? Third Grade.

I love the smell of UCP desperation. Not just in the morning, but in the afternoon, evening and even when I’m sleeping too! The UCP wouldn’t be fighting so hard to bury Mentzelopoulos if there was nothing they desperately need to bury. Cover-ups. Corruption. Clowns. #ableg #abpoli

Alberta government, AHS assert privilege over Mentzelopoulos records, seek to disqualify her lawyers

A lawyer representing the province argued records the former AHS CEO sent to herself shortly before being fired should be excluded.

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I'm unilaterally putting tarrifs on the United States. All goods and services (except, you know, on the goods and services we need. Of which there are precious few). #ableg #abpoli #YEG

Lame Duck L’Orange wants Canada to better manage it’s forests. He seems to prefer rakes. I prefer controlled burns, depending on which way the wind is blowing. #cdnpoli #abpoli

The founder of the UCP threatened to Turn Off The Taps to B.C. The current “Governor” of Alberta stomped her feet and simply refuses to put energy on the table during trade negotiations with the U.S. morons. So, the UCP only fights other Canadians, eh? Separatist assholes. #ableg #abpoli

Alberta’s ‘turn off taps’ law makes threat of gas price jumps and shortages very real in B.C.: experts | Globalnews.ca

Get ready for higher gasoline prices and shortages in British Columbia and a supply surplus on the Prairies if Alberta Premier Jason Kenney uses a newly proclaimed law to restrict fuel exports to its ...

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An Ipsos Consumer Survey found that 61% of Americans stated that a Made In ‘Merica sticker played a factor in their purchasing decisions. In a related survey, it was found that 88% of Alberta separatists agreed. That last paragraph is fake news, yet undoubtedly true. #ableg #abpoli

Apparently, Lame Duck L’Orange is upset that wildfires are consuming the Strategic Softwood Lumber Reserves. It threatens to impose tariffs unless we start to raking the forest floor. MAGA: Morons Are Governing America #ableg #abpoli #usapoli #gop

July 15, 2026: A judge has granted an indefinite, extended freezing order on $8.5 million in assets belonging to Alberta separatist lawyer Jeffrey Rath, who a First Nation has accused of misappropriating funds from its trust account. #ableg #abpoli

Trump is losing a war. Rath is losing stolen money. O’Leary was always a #*@! Zuckerberg is a goof. Smith … you know. Nothing but different flavours of jackasses pandering to donkeys. #ableg #abpoli

Now that Trump is the Pirate of Hormuz, I’m confident that Canadians (and sentient Albertans) 100% support the continued dwindling of U.S. Strategic Reserves and the resulting massive spikes in gas prices. #ableg #abpoli #alberta

Seperatists are about to suffer cerebro-vascular events. #ableg

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As if Peter Principle Poilievre doubled his already impressive idiocy quotient in a single speech. “Warrior culture …”, from the paper boy living in socialized housing. #abpoli #ableg #canada

Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover

CALGARY - Addressing a rally of Conservative voters at the Calgary Stampede, Opposition Leader Pierre Poilievre has vowed to "reinstill a warrior culture, not a woke culture", thanks to his latest com...

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Elections Alberta is verifying separatists signatures. This should take less than ten minutes. All X's look the same. #ableg #abpoli

Today, somehow I caught Clemency and Ford announcing another pipeline. Ford made a joke about a belt buckle. Or something. Has anyone else noticed that Clemency’s laugh is nearly exactly the same as Hillary’s? On the plus side, separatists hate both of them. #abpoli #ableg

It amazes me that so many #Alberta separatists are absolutely apoplectic that two new pipelines have been agreed to. With Clemency! Instead of standing alone in a lay by, beside a misspelled sign and soggy petition, they may have to actually get of EI. #ableg #abpoli

The conservatives want a pipeline through Northern B.C. which they say will get the oil to market faster. A bunch of nattering idiots. The TMX right-of-way exists. B.C.’s Northern coast is off limits. As it should be. Peter Principle Poilievre could do with another lobotomy. #abpoli #ableg

Majority of Canadians support Alberta pipeline to West Coast: internal government poll | Watch News Videos Online

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It is with considerable interest that I read separatists objections to twinning the TMX and creating deep-water terminal for VLCC’s. A great proportion of them believe that the new pipeline will be stopped by the “tanker ban”, which does not apply to the South Coast. Below is why. #ableg #abpoli

Teacher shortages push Alberta, B.C. schools to use uncertified educators

Students across Alberta and BC are increasingly being taught by people who are not certified teachers, as staffing shortages grow.

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AB separatists don’t want a new pipeline. None of them know there is no tanker ban on the South Coast. None of them have exercised their phonics and read the proposal. None of them grasp that CC&S lessens both TIER and fed emission taxation. All they mutter is … Brookfield. #ableg #abpoli

Carney came to Calgary. Made an announcement with Clemency (wearing White Queen, of course). Something to do with that "fake MOU" idiots have been panning. Separatists have melted into irrelevance. Wah! Tidewater Pipeline Score Card: Harper: 0 Trudeau: 1 Carney: 1 (so far). #ableg #abpoli