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my greatest pleasure in life is permanently increasing my weapon damage by 2%

splatoon raiders is the best and incidentally the only good splatoon game. i've always loved splatoons artstyle and feel but i could not care less about online shooters

is it gay to swing your sword in a wide arc, putting the party of heroes into a stunned state as your health bar refills. is that gay

[sits on chair backwards] while you're getting ready to watch avengers doomsday, let's remember the real doomsday, the day christ died for our sins. hey kids, i'm your new youth pastor, and i-

i wish ffxiv was confident enough to just be ffxiv and not be an increasing theme park of collabs. this one i'm especially of two minds on because ff7 is my favourite game but man, just be you ffxiv

there's a language that worms speak

i don't remember luigis mansion being so god damn hard actually

if i was in the backrooms i'd just leave, not even remotely my problem

feel free to switch up on my minion, if you so desire

lying down bed-style

it's you and me against the world

experiencing life from the perspective of a small and jubilant creature

your dad larps as a crusader at the footy

i've been informed by various screams and yells that the football is no longer coming home

teaching vape tricks to a baby

your noob son was killed in the line of pwnage

why are you in my cave right now? can you get out of my cave?

ripping beyblades in the hotpot restaurant

lifting a hand and commanding a room to empty with “leave us” is on the bucket list

getting excited thinking about learning new techniques from ancient scrolls and such

my masters new apprentice is trying to learn the four heavenly strikes but he hasn't even ascended his soul beyond the mortal realm. he will he gone by winter

i will defeat you #threats #actionablethreats

my world wide web just caught an amazing digital porpoise!! hey is this thing on

getting a breathalyser interlock installed on the fantasticar

everyone in the club has bent to my will. feeble minds have sworn fealty in the club

i drank a potion that expired before the cetra. now my blood type is NG+

the mako got me talking to savepoints. they told me destiny is just autosave with better marketing

can i legally call my game Sonic Mario

every time susie talks to kris its like the greek philosophers image and every time susie talks to noelle i feel secondhand embarrassment that can barely be expressed