got the cold virus with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you

really picked the worst possible time to go on a trip halfway across the continent...

been working hard to get to heavensward so my little shit bard could be a machinist

I am finally free. Free!

Sickos Haha Yes

ALT: Sickos Haha Yes

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Igno@ignomensis.bsky.social · last wk.

Finishing ARR would be a lot less of a pain in the ass if it didn't force you to queue for 8 player trials for 15-20 minutes. Repeatedly.

Finishing ARR would be a lot less of a pain in the ass if it didn't force you to queue for 8 player trials for 15-20 minutes. Repeatedly.

honestly, capcom? eat a dick.

you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.

For my first fortune telling trick I will divine your sexuality

The pay me in shoiks

curryn't

Given how popular MTG is among trans people it's going to be fun to find out which of us has self-respect when the Harry Potter Universes Beyond set inevitably happens

El 🗡🐺🛡@defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 2w ago

Recent playtest survey email from wotc asking how people feel about Harry Potter, among other properties.

wet

FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

tfw u so fuckin pissed u start swearing in ur native language

guess who's back

Igno@ignomensis.bsky.social · 3w ago

twice in the last few weeks i've seen a pest control van parked across the street, and if i'll see them again i won't be able to resist the temptation of guiding them towards la plaga that will make them run and scream in terror

they are calling it discord because when they hit you with the age verification you are going to snip dis cord

Rona Altana@ronaaltana.bsky.social · 3w ago

Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it

Of course people are having a very normal one about this on the internet, but what is to be expected of Gamers™️ if not to be vile little bigoted shits.

Double Fine@doublefine.com · 3w ago

We just hit 550K funded, so it’s time to announce our next stretch goal! At 600K, ERIKA ISHII (Ghost of Yōtei, Dropout, Dimension 20) will lend their voice talent to the winning project! 🤯 Back the campaign today: https://f.mtr.cool/yq0fmuz3wp

"Serves four people." Me, dividing it up on two plates: "The fuck it does."

It's very funny how, about a year ago, I said that Germany was trending the same way as the UK, only with a six month delay. Nobody could have seen this coming though!

Foodie Emblem: Gorge-ous Feast

Milo goes to Phoenicia

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 3w ago

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)

Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (2026)

twice in the last few weeks i've seen a pest control van parked across the street, and if i'll see them again i won't be able to resist the temptation of guiding them towards la plaga that will make them run and scream in terror

brb, firing my emblems

Btw if you thought this would actually have an impact on my decision to get and play Fortune's Weave then I'm sorry to disappoint. Sicko mode engaged.

Igno@ignomensis.bsky.social · 4w ago

Look, I love Fire Emblem. I'm not sure I want to invest 100+ hours into a Fire Emblem game just to complete the story.

internally screaming

Look, I love Fire Emblem. I'm not sure I want to invest 100+ hours into a Fire Emblem game just to complete the story.