Whoa there, buddy. Everybody likes to play pretend, but sometimes a joke can go too far! By pretending to be somebody you’re not, you could get in some real trouble— not just with your parents, but the police, too! Real Freedom Fighters know not to impersonate.

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❯❯ THE KINO OF MOBIUS ★@abiuehedgehog.bsky.social · last yr.

token. 𝐇appy to announce that #𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐔𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 's first 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀𝗸𝘆 𝗦𝗟 will be a full 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘓𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 rewrite storyline! In this storyline open to everyone in #MVPP, Sonic will be travelling, get the 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝙴𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚜! Things haven't been this 𝙀𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚 since, Tiara Boobowski! Zavok

⠀ Hooold on there, tiger! Even if your special person is the same gender as you, unprotected sex can 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 spread Sexually Transmitted Infections (or STIs)! Always take the proper precautions, with lots of lube to avoid getting hurt. Remember, only a dumb-bot has sex without a condom- Sonic Says!

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WRAITH THE HEDGEHOG ! ! !@ectochaos.bsky.social · last yr.

[The rush of adrenaline from the intimate eye-contact feels more like the flush of blood to one's cheeks than the draining of lifeforce. The squash and stretch, the glorious cel animated headshake. The wacky slapstick attitude. He suddenly feels as though he's home.] I want you.

⠀ remember, kids- there's nothing better for the ol' bod than some water, especially after a day of horsin' around! but your tap water can become contaminated if something happens to your pipes. if your water comes out cloudy or discolored, tell your parents. don't be a drool- clean water is cool!

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