Hey all this talk about Mitch McConnell missing from the Senate made me realize how I’m missing you being inside my Chambers too What if we reconnected and had one of them fill-it-til-i-buster
Maddie Cohen
@iliketohave.fun
well I like to have fun - I try to not take life too seriously, no one gets out of here alive 🍉🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤟🏼
The universe is such a weird, chaotic, beautiful, and random thing… Like this past week has been so fucking absurd, but in the best way possible 😩🫠
In this economy? I’m giving my car poppers and spitting on the fuel nozzle before I shove it in so that the gas gets deeper in there
Doing shots at the gay bar but thinking about cholesky decompositions and its efficiency
Unexpected plot twist where this main character who had never spoken a word just fucking KILLS HIMSELF Wtfffffff This was such a fun and silly book jfc
Torn between staying home and doing nothing Going to my local gay dive bar to watch a drag comedy show Or going to my fav improv theater and seeing one of my fav troops in the city But also like I’m tired and I want to sleep But there’s gay jovial laughter to be had during these times!!!
okay sniffies we’ve all had a laugh about it now let’s bring back comments c’mon just turn the switch back on, boys…just turn them back on…
bluesky is wild because i can be like "how do birds chirp" and someone will be like "omg i know oomf who can answer this" and suddenly mr phd in birdology is in my replies explaining bird lore on his nsfw alt account
Not to brag but I think my cock and ball musk should be in the base notes of a parfum
Ngl I haven’t worn deodorant in a week and A) kinda liking it B) they are RANK rn
Omfg I just bought a meet and greet for Rebecca Black I’m so fucking stoked!!
YOU- and I cannot stress this enough- NEED TO SUPPORT LOCAL DRAG!!!!
Some fancy high end designer did a fashion photo shoot in the Rothko chapel and I’m actually kinda upset about it
I really wanna go see that drag show but my cat is laying on me
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
Unassuming Local Guy@bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2w agoDescribe your Bluesky account with a single image
Being a slut to honor our queer elders whose slut era ended too soon
Listen If I say “I want you to fuck my throat” - then go wild like you’re pillaging a village Now, if I say “I wanna worship your cock” Sit back, relax on your throne, King I’m gonna do the work Don’t just go wild from the start, that’s not why I’m here - we might get there, don’t rush Cálmate
Now that I blocked him, story time: This picture-less, no-posts profile follows me 9 months ago He dms me - I ask if he knows me (it’s clear we used to live in the same city based on his @) He says no He randomly will blow up my pictures (fine, but not knowing who you are is a little weird)…