Turns out my art teacher was NOT talking about ninja turtles when he asked me "Who is Donatello?"
ILikeTurdle
@iliketurdle.bsky.social
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CW for IRL sex stuff Maybe this is odd, but there's something insanely hot about the way dicks throb. I told my date today that I liked the way his dick throbbed inside me and he looks at me funny and goes "I've never had anyone say that to me before"
Eating popcorn while I enjoy the show from the cuck chair
Hookup just said I look like DREAM this time I'm really gonna do it.
Almost done with day 2 of college senior year, and what do you mean it was this easy for everyone else?? It's my first year on Adderall and I'm PISSED I could've been doing this the whole time
Alsooo if anybody has a turtle fucking discord server, I would like to be in it. If anybody has any space ofc
I need to draw him again, I hate all my old art. I've only drawn Blue like 5 times
This is Blue He's my self insert and he pegs Donatello regularly
Just dug out my fictional crush timeline, it starts from about age 7 and goes from there. You'll notice I always go back to my husband
Once upon a time I started a fic about the reader spanking Donnie over their lap. I should finish it, but I probably won't. Can't stop thinking about it though
Going under for butthole surgery, see you in a couple hours
I hope to you I'm not just an internet pervert, but a friend 💜
#tcest Hey guys! Im back! Had to delete my old account because of an ex stalking me but he got arrested so im back! Making this post for my old mutuals to find me again qwq
Butthole Botox surgery successfully scheduled for Tuesday. About to have the least wrinkly hole you've ever seen
Just met somebody on Tumblr with both "proship dni" and "antis dni" in their bio. I followed them anyway and they proceeded to make a post about LGBT people by saying they include them in storylines but also don't support the community?? I'm so fucking confused. I've never seen anything more Tumblr
I REALLY want teeny Leo to get thrown out a window. Please keep the meme alive, toddlers are bouncy he'll be fine
donnie is a mtnb transmasc sapphic and casey is a mtf bi lesbian and they touch each other in the garage. in case you were wondering
Things I've only ever seen at the ren faire: A group of small children angrily hitting the ground and shouting "HIDE THE DEAD BODIES" A man in a gollum mask being escorted out of a dance for trying to dance on the tent poles A group of wizards drinking shots of vodka as fast as they can in a field
Just put my husband in the washing machine -a sentence I never thought I'd have to say
I've actually been thinking about coming back, I'm really horny about Donnie again but for a while I kind of lost it. Don't worry though! I am still alive and well, just busy. If anybody wants my art fight tag, DM me! That's where I'm most active ATM.
Little art i made for my birthday alt coming soon but I wanted to post this one first
#tcest my friend @tigertelloturt.bsky.social had those beautiful drawings of Donnie in dresses on twitter and I couldn't help but draw him being pretty too. He's so beautiful, graceful, ladylike, I'm inclined on making an AU about him, he's so beautiful my baby, uhhh I need to draw him being kissed.
💜♥️I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.♥️💜 Christmas gift for: @floozdooz.bsky.social #tcest #crossovertcest #raphdon #tcest12 #tcest03 #turtlecest ...I cannot wait to show off these two more...