ILikeTurdle

@iliketurdle.bsky.social

22 NSFW page, minors will be blocked. Collabs and trades always open. Send me requests, fantasies, and doodles!: iliketurdle.straw.page

CW for IRL sex stuff Maybe this is odd, but there's something insanely hot about the way dicks throb. I told my date today that I liked the way his dick throbbed inside me and he looks at me funny and goes "I've never had anyone say that to me before"

Almost done with day 2 of college senior year, and what do you mean it was this easy for everyone else?? It's my first year on Adderall and I'm PISSED I could've been doing this the whole time

Just met somebody on Tumblr with both "proship dni" and "antis dni" in their bio. I followed them anyway and they proceeded to make a post about LGBT people by saying they include them in storylines but also don't support the community?? I'm so fucking confused. I've never seen anything more Tumblr

Things I've only ever seen at the ren faire: A group of small children angrily hitting the ground and shouting "HIDE THE DEAD BODIES" A man in a gollum mask being escorted out of a dance for trying to dance on the tent poles A group of wizards drinking shots of vodka as fast as they can in a field

I've actually been thinking about coming back, I'm really horny about Donnie again but for a while I kind of lost it. Don't worry though! I am still alive and well, just busy. If anybody wants my art fight tag, DM me! That's where I'm most active ATM.

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