Can’t believe we as a society kept bolting features onto the internet once we solved the problem of being able to post and look at photos and video of animals
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I'm here to post dumb shit and talk about video games, horror, sci-fi, and Lego.
u either die a Clefairy or live long enough to see urself become the Gengar
I started another new game in Baldur's Gate 3 and speaking as someone who has played through Act 1 maybe 10 times, I am STILL seeing things I didn't see in any previous playthrough
Things that matter to me more in my 40s than in my 30s: 1) spending time with people I care about 2) taking care of and protecting my mental health 3) Warhammer 40k
Yesterday Jessica asked me the difference between Warhammer, Warcraft, and 40k with actual interest and intent and I have rarely felt more seen or accepted
I’m replaying Rogue Trader and thought of removing Pasqal from my party since I’m running Eogunn but then he says shit like “Do not fret, layperson. We have grown used to outrageous slovenliness among the wardens of every world we visit.” And how can I kick him out after that
If I know you in personal life I have a strong opinion about the kind of documentaries you would be into
I’m a “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!” dude forced to exist in a “The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.” world
Say what you will about AES but at least they’ve landed on shrill, piercing flutes for their hold music
I am manifesting an announcement for the next From game (project FMC) during the State of Play today
This is a Star Wars account now, I will post Deep Lore and Extravagant Takes For example, who do you think smelled worse, Luke or Cherie? The answer may Surprise you
Han shot first because he was behind on his car payments and literally had no choice
A lot of people think Jar Jar Bonks sucks and is bad, in reality he is Good
I have become the Star Wars Enjoyer Mandalorian? Chill guy. Grogu? I know him
Some fun Star Wars bullshit: 1) I drove my speeder off a waterfall at 200mph 2) from stealth, I summoned my speeder near some imperials who all went into combat mode and treated it like a dangerous animal
Picked up Star Wars: Outlaws on PS+ despite a) mixed reviews b) not liking most open world games and c) not being a big Star Wars dude* but I am having so much fun cheating at cards, stealing from the Empire, and zooming around on my speeder with my little alien pal *I am a little Star Wars dude
The scene in Blade: Trinity when Blade teaches Dracula the phrase "mother fucker" ranks up there with the Rosebud reveal in terms of cinematic weight and import
When I call u “babe” or a “little pervert” that’s when u know our friendship is true
Just once, I’d like to experience delivering a “we aren’t so different, you and I” monologue to a sworn foe
Wuchang: Fallen Feathers is the best soulslike I've played, it is "extremely my shit"
My new favorite thing to do is get someone to look at my phone and show them this picture
I am rediscovering my love for industrial metal and it feels so good, like coming home