Charlie Fillenwarth
@illinifan1280.bsky.social
Accountant by day, stoner and awful sports takes by night. Illini/Arsenal/Packers/Cardinals fan, so I’m used to being disappointed. Star Wars > Star Trek, pineapple does not belong on pizza, and leave the NCAA Tournament ALONE!
Fitzee not smart. Took 2-3 seconds to get the ball to his QB, and the defense was ahead of the play. Moron should get the car wash tonight.
ILLINOIS SURVIVES SPARTY Failed 2pt conversions.
Bailed out by a terrible call. That is an epic screwjob. Usually the calls that go against us.
MICHIGAN STATE SURPRISE ONSIDE KICK OFFSIDES
Calling it now: Michael Clayton is the Tom Brady of Brett Favres.
Might I suggest removing the United States from any and all discussions worldwide?
UN HUMAN RIGHTS CHIEF TURK: CALLS FOR IMMEDIATE MEASURES TO PROTECT THE ICC
Woman Digging Grave in Scrubs
ALT: Woman Digging Grave in Scrubs
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Susan Collins explains in detail why her fraudulent donor had to create a shell company in order to send her his illegal payments JACKSON: And that's why Mr. Kao created a shell company to run his corporation, PACs, through to get to Sen. Collins's PAC COLLINS: And that's why he's in jail today
What a weird narrative the TBS crew is pushing for this ALDS: Apparently, the raucous crowd yesterday worked against the White Sox (the home team). In what fantasy world does that make any sense?
The White Sox can’t even do celebratory fireworks correctly.
Probably the most truthful thing he’s ever said. Thomas Edison was also a massive twatwaffle who stole other people’s work to enrich himself. Such a lucid comparison that I simultaneously believe that someone wrote it for him and he wrote it himself.
US President Donald Trump: Elon (Musk) is our modern-day Thomas Edison.
“Hey Charlie, what would you say to Trump if you had the chance?”
Too Stupid To Insult
ALT: Too Stupid To Insult
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TRUMP SAYS THIS IS 'WHERE RUSSIA'S ARE BEING BLOWN UP BY UKRAINE, AND WHERE OURS ARE BEING CLOSED UP, IN BLUE STATES, LIKE CALIFORNIA, BY THE DUMOCRATS'. - TRUTH SOCIAL
Even though the White Sox are much improved this season, the Astros getting swept at home again is hilarious and it couldn’t happen to a better franchise.
OR!!!!!! And hear me out… How about we DON’T INITIATE WARS, and then NOBODY’S son will have to go fight without the “best tools”?
JD Vance says that if his 9-year-old son joins the Marines, "I would want him to go to war with the best tools"
This account never misses. It’s just banger after banger, and now political bangers.
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
Also, pay attention to how respectful and thoughtful Jack Smith was in responding to Republican questions, compared to how angry and combative Kash Patel was in his responds to Democrat questions during his testimony a couple weeks ago.
vicarious cringe for a Republican Senator, that's new for me also really humanizing for Jack Smith tbh who has a very natural reaction to whatever the fuck this is
Ben Johnson is the luckiest coach in the NFL (both complimentary and derogatory), and I’m tired of no one talking about it.
Like many other Republicans, Abbott knows he and his party are about to get smoked, and are trying to do as much damage as possible before getting tossed into a dumpster outside of the statehouse.
Texas Governor Abbott waives dyed-diesel restrictions
The Giants already regretting that they let Tommy DeVito go…
Trade! The Vikings are sending QB J.J. McCarthy to the Giants for a 2027 fifth-round pick, sources tell The Ringer and Netflix Sports. With Jaxson Dart out for the regular season, New York adds another young QB, while Minnesota gains flexibility and McCarthy gets a fresh start.
I’m starting to think if we just named one stupid building after Trump in 2021, he would’ve stayed out of the 2024 race.
EXCLUSIVE @ms.now: Trump administration officials have discussed attaching the president’s name to Ford’s Theatre, the playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 Officials are circulating a list of government sites that could carry the president’s name www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
So, 58 other capitals have an Arch and they all let tourists enjoy it, take pictures, go to the top floor for a good view. The 59th will be a “military complex”, so no one will be able to even look at it, let alone take pictures with it.
Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers..."
Love that Spurs aren’t just taking the drop, but doing it with aplomb this season. You can either go down with a heartbreaking final day, or you can go down in a blaze of glory and become legendary, and they have chosen the latter.
Love it for Spurs that they've scored two and still lost.
Same thing I think about with people who stay on Truth Social or Twitter, just to “keep an eye on things”. People tuning in to tear down what you are saying…are still tuning in. And that advances their agenda much more than ignoring them.
It’s important to remember that Hasan Piker isn’t in the business of getting people elected, or in the business of politics in general, he’s in the Hasan Piker business and that stock goes up whenever he does something that makes people talk about Hasan Piker
Drawing Arsenal to play their next League Cup game at…Highbury (Fleetwood Town). High comedy.
Kevin O’Connell challenging a 4-yard completion on first down is petty as hell, but you know what? I’m here for it. Too many refs are too comfortable in their jobs. Go embarrass them.
The usual bullshit here. “We screwed up and we’re sorry. But oh, City still gets those extra two points that they didn’t earn.” What if, and I’m just spitballing here, we actually hold mistakes accountable and make teams whole instead of leaving the screwjob in place?
"On this occasion, the VAR did not recognise the likely impact of his position and should have recommended an on-field review. “Contact has been made with Man United this evening to acknowledge what we deem is an error of judgement. A review of the incident will take place.”
Keisean Nixon for Defensive MVP. Only took two plays.
The Dr. Pepper Fansville commercial with a cop telling Lane Kiffin to not break the law and Kiffin just rolls up his window while the cop says “You can’t keep doing this, Coach!”… Just a little too realistic for my taste.