Pit
@illiterpit.bsky.social
Lady Palutena's general and defender of Skyworld! (SFW. MDNI)
"Uh.....the Bumpity Bombs that tried to kill me? I mean, I guess I'm sorry I HAD to kill them....they're cute when they're not trying to blow me up."
𝑽𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒊@rosebudgoddess.bsky.social · 2y ago@illiterpit.bsky.social “Well, if it isn’t Pit. Have you come to pay worship to the best goddess ever? Or maybe to apologize for getting rid of so many of my precious Bumpity Bombs? I’m fine with either.”
"Oh? Sorry. She was your ancestor? Huh...being immortal can be depressing. Nice to meet you!"
𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · 2y ago" Did we. . ? Maybe you're thinking of my ancestor. The fighter Zelda. "
"Uh....we met like....once? I'm Pit." He winces a little. "I think I fell on my keys..."
𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · 2y ago" I don't recall we met in person. I'm Zelda. "
"Uh....of course!" Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?
(Dark Pit) Silience@obsidianwings.bsky.social · 2y agoSquints “Then by all means… do the honors.”
"Hey, Zeldaaaaaaa-" The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.
𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩@scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · 2y agoshe's researching the flora and fauna in the forest near kakariko. it's almost as if there was never a great fairy fountain here. . .
So......Metroid's getting new games....F-Zero got that 99 thing.....can I....? Please? I've been good.....
"You know, normally you lead with the price. I can just not pay, now. I already have the advice."
(Dark Pit) Silience@obsidianwings.bsky.social · 2y ago“Yup, that advice will cost ya to whatever currency equivalent to human currency of $100.”
