put a baguette pizza into the oven say "bonjour mama mia!"
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A coconut. Not really a coconut.
My girlfriend is a mathematician. She asked to have sex roughly. To 3 decimal places.
Cocaine usage is rife in the motor industry. I don't do it but this is a commentary on that specifically.
UK snap general election required. Jimothy for Prime Minister.
"My artistic practice interrogates the ontological liminality of the everyday, collapsing the dialectic between the signifier and the signified into a hyper-mediated tableau of subjective nihilism." - anon "pee pee poo poo bum bum fart" - anon
Kier Starmer 2 was known as Doki Doki Panic in Japan. The version they got was Count Binface but it was deemed too difficult for Western audiences. In the UK we eventually got Kier Starmer 2 on a SNES compilation but before that the version we had was renamed to Andy Burnham.
Keir Starmer 67
ALT: Keir Starmer 67
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A new low from Just Stop Oil Woke is when kitchen roll
My imaginary wife put blink 182 in the cd player and glued the lid shut. Surprises let me know she cares.
My imaginary wife put blink 182 in the cd player and glued the lid shut. Surprises let me know she cares.
in Hollywood everyone has crisp shirts because jeremy irons
TIL that it's actually YOSSY ISLAND i mean it's still Yoshi's Island but anyway TIL. Super Famicom box art has much more of a pastel look to it and gives more of the cartoon expectation than the SNES one does
Remember - you are not sent to this planet to police it.
In Japan, they got a different sequel to Dark Souls called Darky Darky Panic! In the West we got Dark Souls 2 and the Japanese version was eventually released on a compilation but known as Bloodborn.
GOD FORBID that I try to do the dishes for Alanis Morrisette. The LENGTH of the voicemail to remind me of the mess I left when I went away. They're YOUR DISHES Alanis.
I can't believe the England team are dead. They were memorable in Jurassic Park.
You do not get, nor deserve, context. I'm already too good for this place.
Just heard that Ozzy Osborne has passed away. They kept that one quiet. Can't wait to hear Black Sabbath on the radio all day.
Can't wait for Jurassic Park to be played all day long on the radio
Doki Doki Panic was re-released as Castlevania 2 Simon's Quest. The real Castlevania 2, The Lost Levels only got released in America on the Super Nintendo as Super Castlevania but by that time Americans had become smart enough to play games.
shitposting is an artform, a way of life. it comes from the depths of the soul even depression cannot plumb. it is the very last embers of hope of the human soul, a glimmer of light in spite of a lifetime of impossible adverse odds. you just wouldn't understand, man