Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the guts. 💀 ​(My Fringe sets? Strictly original, punchy, and way better than this.) 📍 Around the World in 80 Puns (4:00pm at Bar 50) starts TOMORROW! 🎟️ PWYW tix: linktr.ee/imacpun ​#FillYerFringe #MixItUp #EdFringe2026

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 🤨 ​(My actual Fringe material is 100% original and way better than this classic!) 🎟️ Tix for my 3 daily PWYW shows: linktr.ee/imacpun ​#EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #MixItUp

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 🍝 ​(Cheesy, right? If you want to see razor-sharp, original one-liners, come to UK Pun Off!) 📍 1:30pm at Bar 50 (upstairs). 🎟️ Judge the winner: linktr.ee/imacpun ​#EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #MixItUp

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. 🏦 ​(Don't lose interest in your Fringe schedule. I'm bringing prizes that are actually worth your time!) 📍 Bar 50 & West Port Oracle 🎟️ linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #FreeFringe

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. ​(I promise the material at my shows is strictly my own, highly potent, and 100% original.) 🎟️ linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #PWYW

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. 💀 ​(I’ve got the guts to do 3 shows a day. Expect original jokes that hit way harder than this classic.) 📍 UK Pun Off - 1:30 PM (Bar 50) 🎟️ linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #EdFringe

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. 👟 ​(Unlike my Fringe shows! Come see top comics try to win you prizes at Punchline Bingo.) 🎟️ Secure your seat: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #LiveComedy

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 🍝 ​(My Fringe shows, however, are the real deal. 3 shows a day, packed with totally original punchlines much better than this one.) 🎟️ PWYW tickets here: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #EdinburghFringe

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. 🍞 ​(Cheesy? Yes. But my actual Fringe sets are packed with 100% original, top-tier one-liners. Come roll your eyes in person.) 📍 Around the World in 80 Puns 🎟️ PWYW: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #PWYW

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home. 🏠 Need a midday laugh this week? UK Pun Off kicks off this Thursday! 📍 Daily at 1:30 PM (Bar 50, upstairs) 🎟️ linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #FringePerformers

I told my suitcase there will be no holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage. 🧳 Catch 80 more of these an hour at the Fringe! 🎟️ PWYW Tickets for all 3 of my shows: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe

I tried to explain to my cat that she can’t eat my food. It just went in one ear and out the other. 🐈 #Puns #DadJokes #ScottishComedy

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. 👟 #Puns #Comedy #OneLiners

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 🍝 ​(My Fringe shows, however, are the real deal. 3 shows a day, packed with totally original punchlines much better than this one.) 🎟️ PWYW tickets here: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #FillYerFringe #EdinburghFringe

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. 🪜 (Bringing the absolute worst/best puns to Bar 50 all August. Come say hi!) #EdFringe2026 #Edinburgh #DadJokes

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you." 📚 #Puns #OneLiners #ScottishComedy

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize. 🚪 #Puns #DadJokes #Comedy

We are exactly ONE WEEK away from the #EdFringe2026 madness! 🎭 I am doing three massive shows every single day this August. ​📍 Catch me at Bar 50 & West Port Oracle. Tickets are live! 👇 linktr.ee/imacpun #EdinburghFringe #EdFringe #Edinburgh #LiveComedy

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. 🍞 #Puns #OneLiners #ScottishComedy

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home. 🏠 #Puns #DadJokes #Comedy

I've just written a new song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap. 🌯 #Comedy #Puns #DadJokeOfTheDay

Got an #EdFringe2026 show? 🎭 Enter the UK Pun Off 'Joke of the Fringe'! Submit your best joke to ukpunoff@gmail.com by Aug 10 to win 🏆 Want to be an audience judge? Grab tickets here: linktr.ee/imacpun 1:30 PM (Bar 50, upstairs) #EdFringe #FringePerformers #fringeawards

I told my suitcase there will be no holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage. 🧳 #Puns #DadJokes #ScottishComedy #OneLiners

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. 🏦 (Speaking of losing interest, don't do that this August. I'll be dropping 80 puns an hour at the Fringe!) #EdFringe2026 #Edinburgh #ScottishComedy

Here is today's top-tier nonsense. 🛑 If these made you groan, you are legally required to come see me live at the Edinburgh Fringe this August! Three different shows, endless wordplay. 🎪 ​Tickets for all 3 shows: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #DadJokes #Edinburgh

Here is today's top-tier nonsense. 🛑 If these made you groan, you are legally required to come see me live at the Edinburgh Fringe this August! Three different shows, endless wordplay. 🎪 ​Tickets for all 3 shows: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #DadJokes #Edinburgh

Here is today's top-tier nonsense. 🛑 If these made you groan, you are legally required to come see me live at the Edinburgh Fringe this August! Three different shows, endless wordplay. 🎪 ​Tickets for all 3 shows: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #DadJokes #Edinburgh

Here is today's top-tier nonsense. 🛑 If these made you groan, you are legally required to come see me live at the Edinburgh Fringe this August! Three different shows, endless wordplay. 🎪 ​Tickets for all 3 shows: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #DadJokes #Edinburgh

Here is today's top-tier nonsense. 🛑 If these made you groan, you are legally required to come see me live at the Edinburgh Fringe this August! Three different shows, endless wordplay. 🎪 ​Tickets for all 3 shows: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #DadJokes #Edinburgh

Here is today's top-tier nonsense. 🛑 If these made you groan, you are legally required to come see me live at the Edinburgh Fringe this August! Three different shows, endless wordplay. 🎪 ​Tickets for all 3 shows: linktr.ee/imacpun #EdFringe2026 #DadJokes #Edinburgh