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Quirmian. With a lot of ‘avec’. Counting laps. Lazy, so writing software to do it all for me

Fscking Hell. The "background verification" platform literally asking for my ID *and password* for the government website to check my previous employment is a new low I hadn't imagined

I wanted to export the settings for an AWS EC2 launch template. Couldn't find it. So I asked their AI Asistant

The AWS AI Assistant recommending I scroll through all sections on the page, and copy each value individually by hand, or take screenshots

So I suppose car build delay will be brought up at the JIRA restrospective, and points assigned to a new user story for the next sprint?

It’s impressive how we’ve had an incredible Monte Carlo, with stunning images, drama, snow, fog, ice, fireworks, night driving that makes you hold your breath, spectators pushing cars back on the road, and… it seems to barely get any visibility?

Pretty sure today Hamilton's "Plan C" is actually "Plan Sea. Park the car, head for the beach, grab a cocktail on the way"

Well, seeing the massive amount of sparks from the McLaren during the race did remind me of a Chief Engineer saying "the plank is not an additional wheel on the car, stop putting it on the ground"

Had a make a Windows 11 install today. It's becoming one of the most traumatic computer experiences. I remember my old Debian days when the aim was to streamline the process as much as possible. Can we go back to that, please?

5th time in 8 years I’m in Brussels to see the same band. I promise I’m not an addict Maybe that’s a lie

I knew my last client was turning, erm, funny; but rewriting the company history to erase people’s contribution and jumping on the AI BS PR bandwagon is lower than I expected